People wanting to place off-track bets on horse racing in Pima County in the past week weren't able to do so because of a dispute between Tucson Greyhound Park and the Phoenix-based horse track Turf Paradise. "Those Bozos over there think just because the horses are theirs, they should get more of the rubes' money," said Chris McConnell, general manager of Tucson Greyhound Park.
A percentage of revenue from money bet is shared among the two tracks and Yavapai Downs, a Prescott Valley-based horse track that controls the broadcast signal during the summer. "We're the ones who incur all the expenses," said a representative of Turf Paradise. "All they have to do is turn on a tee vee."
"Right," McConnell responded. "And how do they think we afford to keep all these dogs around here? Not from a couple of losers' two dollar bets, I'll tell you that. Nobody with any brains comes out here to watch the dogs anymore."
"Hey, you think we're packing them in over here?" the track representative told reporters. "The more money we keep at our track, the better the chance I'll be able to afford an apartment some day."
"Well, Boo hoo hoo," McConnell said. "And what am I supposed to do in the mean time? Get a real job?"
Interesting suggestion that, huh Jewel? Think anyone would hire him? Yeah. We don't either.

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Sorry to frighten you this morning with the re-design over at my blog.
But you got even by posting a photo of Nigel here. It really does look like him, no?
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