Gives A Whole New Meaning To "Police! Stop Or I'll Shoot"

Out doing some last minute shopping for Sol Invictus today. Please head over to Ed's and laugh at this guy. When a newspaper story starts out "No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach" you know you're in for some ironicus at its maximus.

We'll be out trying to do things that make the baby Jesus cry.

One question though: how did the cop's...erm...response get through his pants and on to the sweater of the nice stripper lady?