And so because of our high regard for you our reader(s), despite the calender,the day, and the Stoli vapors knocking around in our heads, we embark on our lonely task, scanning the day's headlines for that bright nugget of ironicus in an effluent stream of events and pronouncements of the self important and under-medicated. To wit:
The president says taxes may go up. What, you mean we have to pay for something if we want it? Sounds a little French to us.
Two more Marines die in Afghanistan. Just when you think you're getting out of one war, along comes another.
They found Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
The guy who carried a fake bomb into LaGuardia was crazy. You don't say.
Wait a minute, what?
California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.Oh crap. Well, it's over. We're done. All the work we did to elect a front man for the coming Islamofascist, socialist, black power take over of America has been lost due to the plucky little dentist, lawyer, real estate agent from California whose name we can't even say. There goes the Caliphate. There goes the Reconquista. There goes...um...universal health care.
But wait. There are some...mmm...inconsistencies. A couple of technical quibbles.
Whew! Dodged a bullet there. As long as we can keep people chasing after the fake story of Obama as a Kenyan, they won't go after the real truth.
T'I kilko-srashiv kitok-wilat, right Mr....uh...President?
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