He'd Rather Be Picard So He Could Hit On Troi and Dr. Crusher

Well, here's a headline that you don't see everyday:

Big thinking, bold Newt Gingrich is America's real-life Captain Kirk

Kirk? Really? We're pretty sure Newty sees himself more as Spock while the rest of the country sees him as  Harcourt Fenton Mudd.

On the other hand, doinking half the sentient beings in the galaxy while leaving smoking ruins behind him...hmm...maybe he is Kirk.