Wednesday, April 23, 2008

More Astute Political Analysis From Ironicus Maximus

We're coming to you from the Mixed Messages Department here in the marbled halls of IM Central today. MM is a division of WTF corporation in partnership with cable news and most of the main stream media.

First the big news, Hillary won. Yay!

No wait, she lost. Boo!

But Obama lost too. Boo!

No, wait. He won. Yay!

To sum up: Hillary lost the primary that she won while Obama won the primary he lost and that's why Ralph Nader will be president of America for life the end.

Meanwhile, McCain is still crazy.

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