Tuesday, June 30, 2009

BREAKING: Sanford Resigns As Governor

Accepts new position as national spokesperson for Pfizer Pharmaceuticals

Taking the baton from Bob Dole*

*No, we didn't mean it like that. clean up your mind, will you?


Anonymous said...

What a difference a wife makes.
Bob Dole's is crap.
Jenny Sanford is a diamond.
This is what real Irish genes do.
They take back the castles.
Go Jenny Go!
That's "Balls" worn like a tiara.

Anonymous said...

More like balls "IN" the tiara!

Anonymous said...

Dysfunctional is dysfunctional no matter at what end.