Barack Huminahumina Obama

We got up this morning (well, close enough to morning for us) checked right away and saw that Bush is still living in the White House. Man, can't that guy take a hint? Oh wait, this is Iraq will be a cake walk, good job Brownie, the fundamentals of the economy are strong Bush. What were we thinking?

So it looks lie we're going to have to wait until January 20th before we can hand the reign (Bush lost the other three) of power over to President Hopey. This is like waiting for Christmas after all the presents are wrapped and put under the tree. You can see the size of the haul you're getting, but you have no idea what the Wow factor will be.

Wait a minute, what's this?

President-elect Barack Obama says he plans to use all three of his names when he takes the oath of office in January, giving voice to a name that was was rarely used during the campaign except by critics.

ZOMG!! ZOMG!! WE'VE BEEN DUPED!!!eleventy!!1! On January 20th, Obama is going to stand up there on my tee vee and admit to being an Arab Muslim terrorist Marxist commie in front of god and everybody!!!eleventy two!!1!! ? Why didn't anyone warn us about this? Oh. They did. Ah, Pastor Swank...

When I first warned months ago that B. Hussein Obama is a mask Muslim, sites refused to post my columns, except for one particularly bold and courageous one. I have continued to repeat the litany with multitudinous evidences. Various conservative sites have still refused to post those columns.

...if only those sites had re-litanized your multitudinous evidences perhaps we could have saved ourselves.

“I think the tradition is that they use all three names, and I will follow the tradition, not trying to make a statement one way or the other. I'll do what everybody else does,” Obama told reporters.

Ha! Tradition? Is that what you call it when you tear down America? Is that what you called it in your Madrassa when you were learning to be a Marxist?

Oh, woe is us. Soon the day will come when we will pine for the sweet sweet malaprops of the last christian president. But he will have left us. Come back Shane...Come back...