This Is Why We Drink

Usually after disgorging our daily lump of verbiage on an unsuspecting public it's off to the freezer to chip out the Stoli, but today we decided to make one last sweep of the tubz and came upon this:

Feature Length Doc "Einstein Wrong" Looking for Executive Producer

Two Oscar Winning Distributors Wanting a Rough Cut

LONG BEACH, Calif, October 16, 2007 - Bootstrap Productions is currently looking for an executive producer for it's feature-length documentary "Einstein Wrong - The Miracle Year" due out in 2008. The documentary is about a suburban house wife who takes on the icon of 20th century physics to see if in fact relativity is wrong.

We wish we were sober enough to make this stuff up. Or not sober enough to make this stuff up. Whatever. On the bright side, we're told this housewife comes from a large family and feels she has the expertise to critique Einstein because of all her relativity. Said she has relativity all over the country.

h/t P.Z.

PS: "Doc" means documentary, not flamingly stupid, mind numbing mush that will turn your brain into marshmallow. Or maybe it does.