Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Does Hallmark Have A Card?

Hey. Did you know this is take an islamofascist to lunch week? Or something like that. We didn't pay too much attention to the announcement, but it seems David Horowitz wants to organize a sort of racist Woodstock, but without the music, drugs or free love. Still, it'll be fun for the whole family!! Er...white family.

During the week of October 22-26, 2007, the nation will be rocked by the biggest conservative campus protest ever – Islamo-Fascism Awareness Week, a wake-up call for Americans on 200 university and college campuses.

Umm...we're on one of those college campuses, and David we got to tell you, turnout is somewhat...erm...how to say this politely...thin. And by thin we mean nada, zilch, bupkus, crickets in the grass time, wind in the trees, lonely train whistle off in the distance. On the bright side, the soccer game hosted by the Arab Cultural Society was well attended.

The purpose of this protest is as simple as it is crucial: to confront the two Big Lies of the political left: that George Bush created the war on terror and that Global Warming is a greater danger to Americans than the terrorist threat.

Ha! Finally the truth is out. George Bush started Global Warming.

According to the academic left, the Islamo-fascists hate us not because we are tolerant and free, but because we are "oppressors."

Yeah. So let's get to some oppressing, dudes! Umm...but first we need to get ready for Global Fest.

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