It seems all of the voters who have values were in Washington D.C. this weekend. Well, the ones who made it out of the airport stalls that is, or that didn't have to go diaper shopping, or hook up with a Page, or promise to...mmm...make friendlies with a black man so he wouldn't beat them up, or go for the Guinness record in number of wetsuits worn, or...OK you get the picture.
Anyway, for those values voters not yet out of the closet Teh Haps were all in the capitol where one Michael Schwartz...er...laid it all out there.
He said, “all pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. Now think about that. And if you, if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to go out and get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants.”Yeah, well Mr. Schwartz, we've been eleven years old. We've known eleven year old boys. Eleven year old boys were friends of ours. You are no eleven year old boy, and we doubt you ever were one. Homosexual, heterosexual, metrosexual, psychosexual, as former eleven year old boys allow us to say we would willingly agree with anything you said if it meant we could get our hands on a Playboy. Most of the time we were stuck with the Sears Catalog.
Schwartz is no stranger to extreme rhetoric about the gay community. In 2005, he denounced the Supreme Court for giving Americans “the right to commit buggery.” Later, he told Max Blumenthal, “”I’m a radical! I’m a real extremist. I don’t want to impeach judges. I want to impale them!” In 1987, Schwartz co-wrote Gays, AIDS, and You, which according to Blumenthal, alleged that the gay community was “using the AIDS crisis to pursue [their] political agenda.”Hatin' on the homos again, huh Schwartzy? Reminds us of Hamlet, Act 3 scene 2, lines 222 - 230, 'cept you aint no lady. At least not in front of that crowd.
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I think anybody, anywhere ,should take one more look at Newt Gingrich. If there ever was a "closet queen" there he lies.
It is a shame that parts of society are so ignorant and it seems the Republicans are the most ignorant of all.
At least somebody tell Newt that it is OK to be homosexual.
The poor guy goes from crisis to crisis because the Republicans refuse to acknowledge what he most definitely is. (and so does Newt)
Oral sex is OK, Newt. And you do not have to make love to women if you don't want to. Only the Republicans are forcing that on you.
Is it any wonder he left his wife in cancer surgery and had her sign divorce papers when she was just coming out of the drug-induced sleep.
Guilt. Guilt. Guilt.
Someone please tell Newt Gingrich it is OK to be homosexual!
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
If only these people would stop fucking for real. Then in a generation or two, the prattle would die down to a low roar.
Do you hear that Neocons? All Sex is Homosexual sex! OMG! Stop doing it! Stop Procreating, you are only adding to the big giant gay pile on the hill!
HA! My Word Verification was Primm!
A sign that our God, Big Gay Al is pleased with our Gay Agenda Promotional work!
"Coming out" does have its problems.
Airport stalls are not recommended as the announcement local and should you happen to be a pedophile, pages are not the way to "make it happen".
Dear Republicans, every boyfriend in the universe has seen a "dirty magazine" if just when they were in a dudes' pile of sports magazines. And the number of married couples watching "dirty videos" in order to have a child would , no doubt, totally mess you up.
NOTE: Pedophiles are NOT homosexuals.
Shocking that some of you get paid by homosexuals! We will no longer vote for you now that we do know how dumb you all can be.
It's alarming and degrading but of course, the worst is that what many of you do spread is FALSE!
"I don’t want to impeach judges. I want to impale them!”
Hmmmm. Before he buys them dinner?
Just because Tom Delay is, unfortunately, in the news again because he is "Dancing with the Stars", shouldn't we ask the question, yet again?
Isn't that the oddest behavior?
Wouldn't the Republicans cringe with that?
What is the difference with Delay and a Russian ballet dancer with tights doing the "dirties" on the dance floor?
Let's forget about the typical lying and money laundering and hypocrisy with objecting to pull tubes with Terri but he doing it to his father when the father was comatose.
Let's all forget he got expelled, too, from a school and for what?
Also, all those liens.
I mean, there are just about a billion things to question about Tom Delay (and his wife, may we add) but let's look very, very closely.
Does this mean Tom Delay is a homo?
Does he look "right" to you?
It just may mean we have to follow him to an airport and find out.
...but that doesn't...it doesn't...it doesn't even make SENSE.
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