Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Shhh. Everybody Be Vewy Vewy Quiet (Update)

Ooo! Ooo! Obama is the new FDR! He's the new Roosevelt! How do we know? Cause he's got his own fascist coup, just like President Roosevelt did! Boo Yah History!
The Business Plot (also the Plot Against FDR and the White House Putsch) was a reported political conspiracy in 1933 which involved wealthy businessmen plotting a coup d’état to overthrow United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt. In 1934 retired Marine Corps Major General Smedley Butler testified to the McCormack-Dickstein Congressional committee that a group of men had approached him as part of a plot to overthrow Roosevelt in a coup.[1] In the opinion of the committee these allegations were credible.
"These allegations were credible!" Got to love those "wealthy businessmen" always looking out for the best interests of the country. And what about Obama's coup? Who's behind that?
From John L. Perry at Newsmax: There is a remote, although gaining, possibility America's military will intervene as a last resort to resolve the Obama problem. Don't dismiss it as unrealistic.
Oh, we'd never dismiss anything you suggested as unrealistic, Mr. John L Perry at Newsmax, especially when you have headlines like Glenn Beck Warns of Reichstag Event.

Oh wait, Newsmax took the article down. Well, that makes sense we guess. Don't want to tip Obama off or anything.

Well, either that or you realized that calling for the violent overthrow of a legally elected government was a bit over the line, even for you.

Nah, we'll go with the surprise idea.

Update: Communist sympathizers have provided us with the full text of Mr. John L Perry of Newmax's article.

OK, we may have that wrong. Are people who support Obama's policies Nazis, or Marxisits this week?


ZIRGAR said...

I get Newsmax delivered to my email box and it never disappoints with its bad analysis, horrible insights and just straight up right wing bullshit. It's like reading the Weekly World News, only I take the WWN way more seriously, since it at least makes no pretensions to serious journalism.

Seeing Eye Chick said...

Holy Shit Batman! These people are crazy!

Being Closely tied to the military and a one time member of it, I can dutifully report from my Marxist Socialist, Communist, Nazi, Vaccinating, Blitzkreig bunker---That I have heard no such news outright or subrosa.

I think perhaps Newsmax is handing out free Crack to its self-proclaimed "Journalists."

Anonymous said...

Considering it was Bush who didn't give a shit about the Vet hospitals and Vet insurances and Vet homecomings for the legless and brainless, and that is why a TOP journalist exposed the indifference with Bush administrators, another case of the Republicans not reading and not caring.(the journalist had his own head blown into pieces but thankfully, has done well)
Obama is not so stupid to send over armies of Americans without proper boots, vests and guns and helicopters that work.
THAT is what HE did. NOT Obama!
Try and really put your thinking caps on, Republicans. If you are "military", who do you want representing you?
Even people who push "to abstain", are obviously totally out of it.
But "to abstain" with protective, shielding army equipment that gives "the enemy" the power, and the capacity to destroy you?
It's all just too stupid and infantile for words.

scripto said...

Ah, the Obama "problem". The problem being more people voted for him than the other guy. Guess I'm part of the problem.

Anonymous said...

They can not be Nazis, ever, because the South is the best and will always be the best with that. (And it is just oozing with "extreme everything".)

Anonymous said...

You want to talk violence, let's talk the NRA.
Can someone tell me the "reasoning" to allow GUNS in ARIZONA BARS?
The insanity of such a "law" smacks of Newsmax , Fox, and anything else reeking of "killing".
Where is the America of Art?
Of Thinkers?
Of Science?
Of Music?
Of Technology?
They all are addicted to "moonshine". And they "do the dance of the dead".

Anonymous said...

Loved Florida's Rep. , Alan Grayson's remark about the GOP wanting Americans to "die quickly" as 45,000 do just because of lack of health insurance.
When asked to apologize, he said ,basically, "I apologize to all the families and all the dead."
How much more violent can Republicans truly get and how much more consumed by greed?
Bible anybody?

Anonymous said...

When 10,000 signs distributed in Washington by Republicans read: "Bury ObamaCare with Kennedy", you think that wasn't intentional?
What these kind of Republicans do is clearly criminal and violent and in any state.

Seeing Eye Chick said...

Why would AZ allow guns in bars?

well, how to put this....

In the hopes that mother nature, as a self cleaning oven, would allow nature to take it's course.

Anonymous said... are cute! :)