Oh, Just Because You're Getting Shot At You Think You're Mr. Know It All

A little while back we told you about the good reverend Terry Jones and his plan to love all those musslemens into the open arms of Jesus. It was a Herculean task. Not that we mean the good reverend Terry is in any way associated with a pagan demigod running around being the son of one of those false Roman or Greek gods and a mortal women which were just myths that a few misguided goat herders believed until Christ came along and put the holy stomp on those unbelieving  unbelievers and if you don't believe us you can ask Constantine who was all like Pagans R Us until god came down and said, "Look buddy, this Zeus is whack and you better get with the program or there'll be no Roman Empire for you."

Well, Constantine was no dummy. He knew which side his cross was nailed on, so he was all "Sign me up lord," and you know the rest. Now, it's the same for the good reverend Terry, except for the parts that are different, because he put this sign out on his lawn the said "Islam is of the devil" figuring that when the odd mooslim passed by he'd see it and go "Holy crap! I did not know that. I'd better get in there and ask the good reverend Terry what I should do."

Now, maybe the Islamo-people can't read christian or something, but it didn't turn out quite the way the good reverend Terry had planned because after a week or so when he'd even been on the teevee the Mohameds weren't coming in to get saved. So he had to come up with another idea, namely, burn all the Korans so the muslins will have to start reading the bible.

Brilliant. We mean, think about it. The books look alike. They both got Jesus in them, and they both have lots of parts people can pull out at random to justify their own bigotry and xenophobia. What can go wrong?

Oh.

Hmm...Probably ought to listen to General Petraeus, being as he's a genuine christian hero and victim of a treasonous left wing smear campaign so out of respect and admiration for the general who should be president, we guess it's back to the drawing board, huh fellas?

If we want to help our troops, we need to remove Obama and Petraeus from the battlefield and let our troops do their job—eliminate the enemy—the ragheads.

General Petraeus treasonous to freedom.. Let it be known that in the name of freedom others may burn the Bible, build mosques on our sore spots but they cannot stomp on our freedoms... To imagine that we should give up freedoms in order to help an Islamic nation is beyond absurd. It is treason to the cause of freedom...

 Whoa. That's a little harsh don't you think? This guy is actually fighting the war you get to pretend you're part of and you go off on him just because he says the guys who are flinging bullets at our troops are likely to take it a tad personally if you take time out of your busy day watching Glenn Beck and going to Sam's Club for a pallet of chicken wings to burn their holy book? Come on. How about some of that good old christian love and understanding for the general?

Petraeus is the unwitting pawn of muslims. By telling this foolish pastor not to burn qurans he is further legitimizing the muslim response...Shame on the general who just as big a fool as one who would want to incite to violence those souls he should be seeking to win.

"An unwitting pawn? A fool?" Man, we'd hate to hear what you had to say about Jesus if he said something you didn't like.