Friday, September 10, 2010

Friday Hound Blogging

Well, what can you say about democracy? So you go and let the people decide things and once in  a while they're going to make bad decisions. You know, Missouri Compromise, Prohibition, George Bush. Stuff like that. And of course the latest miscarriage of the democratic process occurred when the ill-informed and mislead people of Massachusetts voted to kill the thriving industry of animal exploitation greyhound racing, thus bringing an untimely end to a waste of innocent lives and community resources exciting and popular  industry.

It is a sad commentary on the seriousness with which the average voter takes his or her responsibility when an industry that contributed so much to the common good can be dissolved by popular vote, especially in these challenging economic times. Well, Massachusetts' loss is Alabama's gain, right Birmingham Racing Commission Chairman Charles Crockrom?
With its continued operation at stake, the Birmingham Race Course on Wednesday asked the Birmingham Racing Commission for emergency funds that could be worth more than $1 million over the next year.  The commission approved the requests in two 3-1 votes.
Right, because when money is tight the state has to protect every revenue stream it can to be able to continue providing vital services to the people of Alabama. You know things like schools, roads, police and fire,  things like that. Really, what choice did Chariman Crockrom have? If he was going to carry out his responsibility to look out for the best interests of the residents he had to pour more money into the track. Well, he explained it best:
Chairman Charles Crockrom said the commission had to act now. "If it closes, what do we have?" he said.
 Umm...a chance to use the money for something that actually benefits the community? We bet you would vote for that, huh Joiner?


Joiner has a gentle, easy personality and she is very affectionate. She will lean against you for attention. She likes to be around people. She follows her foster mom from room to room. She is very alert and full of life for a senior dog. She is a quick learner. She likes to play and will flip her toys in the air. She likes to bring all the toys out of the toy basket. The dogs play musical dog-beds and she will watch when the other dog gets off so she can jump right on to it. She loves her walks. She has a snaggle tooth that looks cute when her tooth hangs out of her mouth. Joiner would do well in a working family home with well-mannered children. She good with other dogs of all sizes and would probably be fine as an only dog. For more information about this dog, and other rescued racing greyhounds looking for homes, go here. If you don't know about the plight of racing greyhounds go here.

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Anonymous said...

ALABAMA?
We are so FUCKING sick of
JOHN PARKER connections to MAFIA, we could all SPIT!
Hey. YOU GOT IT ASSHOLES.
We are going to now double up and fuck the daylights out of ALL of you.
READY?
Kiss all your hick wives "GOODBYE!".

Anonymous said...

GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNIN'!
Oh ya.
Those were the days...Right GUCCIONE?
PARKER?
RIGGIN?
TOMBLIN?
MANCHIN?
And on and on.
PIGS.
All of you.
And you really dig it.
However.
Now you got FBI, DEA, on all your asses.
INTERPOL, too.
No sireee!
No longer "home alone"!
We got a "WARREN"-"HENRY" connection.
VOLVOS?
SILVER?
BIG PROJECTILES?
All these tied to Merry Old ENGLAND?
Curtsy.
Bow.
Kiss "the RING".

Anonymous said...

IOWA-UTAH-COLORADO-NEVADA-
HEROINE
Lake Tahoe...getting really too slippery and iced.

Anonymous said...

ARIZONA- 5,000 SENATORS (are there THAT many?)
All collaborating for EXPEDITIONS
VERY DARK SILVER
"Kiss Me" PLOTS .
(dead and alive)
Good Luck with ROSARIES.
All those SOUTH AMERICAN "PRIESTS"
going DOWN!

Anonymous said...

The British are Coming!
The British are Coming!
Well, Jesus. All those wells and mines and "cavities"....lookin like they already "came".

Anonymous said...

Ok. Listen all you sleuths.
I got a VERY RED REPUBLICAN "CHEVROLET" doing approx. 600!
(UTAH?)
(IOWA)
(INDIANA)
STEROIDS!
Trunks stopped and UNLOADED!
ALL PARKED!
They are so fucked, to put it mildly!
Pirating "plastics".
Lots of bang for the buck.
Two FRENCH pirates now on leashes!
Whew.
That's a caffeine "overload".

Anonymous said...

No matter what.
it's always the most corrupt state in USA.
LOUISIANA!
They KILL for a "ddime".
And they all have "the GULF" for backup.

Anonymous said...

IM, you should really consider limiting comments to those you've approved. He's clearly off his meds, but if the pro-racing faction reads these comments, they make it look like your followers are all lunatics.

Anonymous said...

Oh HONEY!
That you JOHN PARKER?
Maybe DOUG PIZZI?
The HUB of MAFIA IN GREYHOUND RACING.
And you are SOOOOOOOOO
"right".
All such PROS!
With all your CONNECTIONS to IRELAND, ITALY, CHILE,INDIA, BRAZIL, RUSSIA, CHINA, NEW YORK...AUSTALIA! (all those little GUERILLA islands!!!)
Come on...tell us you know no GANGSTERS.
We are all DYING to hear form you GLOBALS!
PETSMART and PETCO included.

Anonymous said...

Know what I say.
This is either MARTIN ROPER, whoring religion like a EVANGELICAL or it is definitely JOHN PARKER.
COME ON JOHNNY BOY!
PUT YOUR USELESS BALLS ON THE TABLE.
"SHAKE HIM OUT"... There might still be something in them.

Anonymous said...

Let's dedicate AT LEAST 10 to the MOST LYING, THIEVING, HYPOCRIT EVER!
JOHN PARKER , GPA.
ALABAMA- TEXAS.

So, to YOU, JOHN PARKER with all your FAKE RESCUES....
GUNSLINGING.
GUCCIONE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ASSOCIATE AFFILIATIONS
and of course.....
TREASURER of it ALL!
For GANGSTER "GODS".
May you get LIFE behind BARS.

Anonymous said...

I don't have something "artistic" for JOHN PARKER, yet, but what I got applies to all his RACISM .(dogs)
Alabama can't get more KKK unless you IMPORT...which is exactly what I guess they do.
But I do want to say, there have been MUSLIMS in NORTH DAKOTA since the 1800's!
Long before INBRED PARKERS from ALABAMA.
And they even had a MOSQUE in ROSS, N. DAKOTA with a cemetary in 1929.
But what was JOHNNY PARKER and PARKER ILLITERATES in ALABAMA doing in 1929?
They were probably "doing it" with Italians.
And against the wall.

Anonymous said...

Anybody realize that SAM'S WHOLESALE does a LOT of SHIPPING?
Like PETSMART and PETCO.
Looking so "family orientated" like all the vets they bring home from illegal wars.
All with PROFITS.
All with DECEIT.
All hiding THINGS.
For WAR.

Anonymous said...

Africans "off" transporting CASH.
Walkin' SOUTH, now.
BIG SLOWDOWN.
Parked in shade.
Changing drivers!
Chicks for cover.
Know what else?
"PAINTERS". "ARTISTS" got all their wares on streets and sidewalks.
All lookin' in WINDOWS.
All fuckin' HYPER!
With "green".

VERY GLOBAL.

Anonymous said...

ACE HARDWARE.
HARDWARE!!!!!!!!
WORKING WITH "PLO"!!!!!!
"PLO"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jesus.
Parker....Guccione....you both goin' DOWN!

Anonymous said...

WHAT IS A PRO (according to JOHN PARKER)

A PRO is one who looks at a dog and sees it as cash and an object.
A PRO is a "man" who shoots that dog when he sees it has no mony coming into his vault.
A PRO is a hood who witnesses that this dog could do one more race, albeit, will be euthanized immediately after, because he didn't bother to fix the ankle, or back or foot, or head or tick disease or even collapsed temperment.
Who cares?
JOHN PARKER is a PRO.
But best of all, a PRO to JOHN PARKER is one who CONS, DEFRAUDS, MONEY-LAUNDERS and MURDERS, all in the name of "the Lord".
DRUG LORD that is.

THANK YOU JOHN PARKER so we could all "clarify" your position with NGA-GPA-NRA-IRA-GLOBAL-PLO-and GUERILLA WARFARE.
What a PRO.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Johnny Johnny Boy
Is a Bonnie Bonnie Lad.
He gets his Green from Hills of Clover
And gets Italian from the Bad.
He pushes into GREYHOUND LISTS,
And provokes and threatens ALL.
Because Johnny Johnny Johnny Boy
Is always on GLOBAL CALL.

Anonymous said...

Asian Mamas HOE to West.
Pushing Blues. Hands on Heads.
Packed in Metal Minds that Meat.
Red Men Holding. No Retreat.

Anonymous said...

When is the god-damn movie coming out?
Anybiody know????????????????????/

Anonymous said...

Martha Stewart being sued for BEDBUGS in MATTRESSES!
Oh Lordy!
Imagine what all these "dog fuckers" gonna get importing=exporting MEXICO!

Anonymous said...

Here the latest?
'Member the "Texas Steers"?
ORANGE CAPPING?
BOOM!
Surrenders, baby.
All turned "backwards".
CATTLEMEN havin' "slaughter day".
Best meat in town!
(Call Oprah.)

Anonymous said...

Dear JOHN PARKER.

We know you are a "Pro".
This is why you have set yourself up in the KANSAS RING of GARY GUCCIONE, MARENA RIGGIN, and the MAUPIN-GREEN-TOMBLIN -MANCHIN phenomena of TAX EVASION!
However, because you are SO "Pro", we all thought that the "DOGS" you are trying to get adopted that were so "Pro" OVERBRED and CANNOT get adopted because they KILL just about anything from mental torment and starvation all due to your "Pro" WHIRLIGIGS, well we have found a solution to THAT!
Please put your wife,
LAURA PARKER in the WHIRLIGIG bag and the STINK of her ALONE gonna reduce those "DOGS" to ZERO.
You are welcome.

Anonymous said...

Jittery Clients.
Hopping Mad.
Addicts Pacing.
No-man's Land.
Odd Man Out.
Big Mistake.
Rogues Go Hunting.
Full of Hate.

Anonymous said...

Buzz words:

SILVERADO (CHEVROLET)
ACE (HARDWARE)
LONDON (PROSTITUTES)

Anonymous said...

Gold Sedans, north to south.
40 Utah-Pennsylvania, mouth.
Workin' President. George and Jeb.
Copper-Diamonds.
Gold in Bed.

Anonymous said...

London leaning on spas with SILVER!
Peddicures and manicures and FASHION!
All sizes.
Dark Blue.
(ABERCROMBIE, KLEIN RALPH LAUREN)
Loves YOU!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE JAH?
Whaddya think of that one?
Wild guess?
IOWA.
INDIANA.
IDAHO.
OHIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

German everything.
Even the preacher with the burn shitting Quran! He got thrown outta GERMANY!
Amazing.
Audi's...Bentleys?...Rolls?
The "grills"?
Great excuse for shipping anything.
Very classy.
Unfortunately, old.

Anonymous said...

RANGE ROVER?
BMW?
LEXUS?
JEEP?
CHEVROLET?
Auto parts.
Body parts.
Ammo parts.
Missiles.
Copper Units All A 'bloom.

Anonymous said...

Alaska.
Home of "the brave".
Oh sure.
Like Florida...the extremes attract the crooks.
Look at PALIN.
RELOAD.
Look at everything she "attracts" like TEA PARTY?
Just more racism.
With all the bullet philosophy in the World.
People follow her for a reason.
Uneducated. Untravelled. Bigots.

Anonymous said...

Gypsies. Cripples. You name it. They luggin' it. Every which way and "Out".
games over.
Litter boxes everywhere.
Gettin' "cleaned".
Dumping on islands.
Nowhere to go.
And bars...people just talk too much.

Anonymous said...

"AYAH"
Minnesota?
Probably Missouri, ... got to follow Ironicus Maximus to get all the clues.
Mmmmm...
ARMS?
YEMEN?
ARIZONA?
HEROINE?
These gansters always repeat themselves.

Anonymous said...

Heard about it?
"EAST BOUND and DOWN"?
Cockfighting.
LATINOS!
Steroids. AND whores!
BASEBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HBO.
They in the "know"!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

QUICK DETAILS!
X19----8...UP
(19 BOOM! and the 8????
UTAH?
PENNSYLVANIA?
And that ain't all!


We gotta MAX in GOLD...
100 ASIANS?

And BLUES workin' VOLVO!
400 NK?
GERMANY AGAIN?
NEVADA - KENTUCKY?

Gonna be some "fall out".

Anonymous said...

Ok...this is what I pulled.
TEN IRISH pushing their GOLD NORTH to SOUTH....but went WEST?
They just "loaded" with "carrier".

Anonymous said...

Mexicans ridin' it EAST! (and in a HURRY!)
For the RIGHT.
Surrending clean for the LEFT...
pirates....on a "mission"...Follow their course on LEFT...real NASTY.
Big GUNS. Projectiles! AMMO!
All goin' ROGUE!
And all goin'
EASTBOUND!

Anonymous said...

Artists. Remember STAN PAWLOSKI?
How aqbout CHRIS CARPENTER!
Gotta love the DUMTITS.
For "both sides.
"FRONT WINDOWS".
Looking "raw".
CASH and CARRY ONLY.
All going EAST.

Anonymous said...

Republican "TOURISTS" rich in "caps".
Heading WEST with their "runners".
All disguised.
(but now, all known)

Anonymous said...

NOTE TO LAURA PARKER:

Don't you worry, hon.
The good news for you is that your husband, JOHN PARKER, gonna be in "confinement" quite awhile.
That way, he don't give ya anymore than what ya already got.
CHEERS!

Anonymous said...

have you heard this. Repulsive!
30,000 people have died since 2006 when the governments started going after organized crime...USA-MEXICO.
30,000!
In four years!
25 people were just killed across the border from TEXAS...AGAIN.
HOW COME JOHN PARKER?
El Paso-Chihuaua-Juarez!
GUNS-DRUGS-MAFIA
...and let's not forget all that wonderful
HUMAN SMUGGLING...TEXAS-STYLE

Anonymous said...

THOUGHTS FOR THE UNDERWORLD:

You have to work day and night.
And be like a "PUMA"
(or a "Tiger")
And be very, very "cautious".
"MONEY LAUNDERING".
Lots of ways to do it.
Restaurants. Art Shops. Sport Stores.
The "Sky's the limit"!
PRODUCE.
For CLIENTS.
Just like the good old days.
CHICAGO-NEW YORK- MIAMI
But now, of course, it's the WORLD!
At your "fingertips".
GLOBAL of GREEN.
PLANET of FOODS.
"DisMex." "PRODUCE" to "Kingdom".
Just like a "Cat".
On a "Hot Tin Roof".
Clawing their way up, very, very, carefully.
Until 600 got caught.
With drugs.
With guns.
With forensic accountants.
Then things really started to "slide".
Like a cart upside down.
EBAY and CRAIGSLIST included.
"TREASURER" JOHN PARKER.
How "good" are you?

Anonymous said...

REWORKED..."GHOULS GUCCIONE"

There stands GUCCIONE all covered in blood.
And PARKER be holding all sacks for the HOOD!
He totes all the ammo and shoots without care.
Johhny just kickin' it NORTH with a dare!

And here come the Wagons and here come the Brave.
With all of their Winnings, now gone to their Graves.
The only Misfortune, dumped shackled and Caught.
They gave with their Hearts, now dead and loved NOT!

The List got its witnesses all ready to ROCK!
The DEA got numbers and emails with STOCK!
The CIA connected with FBI , too!
Believe it or not JOHN, they're smarter than YOU!

And here come the WAGONS, and here come the BRAVE!
With all of their WINNINGS, now gone to their GRAVES
The only MISFORTNE, dump shackled and CAUGHT!
They gave with their HEARTS, Now dead and loved NOT!

Anonymous said...

For that person who asked when the movie "KANSAS KING" is expected out...guaranteed before the elections!

Anonymous said...

Greyhound organizations UNLAWFULLY active in IOWA politics,...according to GREY2K!
KEN STRAWBRIDGE....you behind the scenes?

Anonymous said...

Italian store "fronts" givin' directions to SOUTH AMERICANS..."tourists".
BUSTED!

Anonymous said...

DUCATI...BIKERS...MARTIAL ARTS?
How about LA JOLLA-REPUBLICANS?
Right hand guy "hands-up" on all the "plastic".
ARNIE!!!!!!!!
He locked up now.
good and tight.
You got "problemos"!!!!!!!!
BIKERS and "HEAVY METAL"

Anonymous said...

Amazing "Grace".
How sweet the "Sound".
That "Love Embrace".
Exploding "Homeward Bound".

Anonymous said...

SUMMERWIND FARM
-By John and Laura Parker

HEAR THE ECHOES OF DOGS IN PAIN.
HORSES NUZZLING ALL IN SHAME.
ALL BOUGHT WITH DOPE AND GUNS AND FAME.
"DRIVEN" DEATHS. GOD'S NAME IN VAIN

Anonymous said...

Greyhounds are professionls?????
Well according to JOHN PARKER (and all his tax-evading millions that forensic accountants lookin' into)......
Oh ya. Greyhounds are "tres" (tray) "professional"- cause they get so much crank or horse or shocking whackers all in the form of JOHN PARKER! (DEFIBRILLATORS and TWO!!!...and just for "fun"!)
Check out IRONICUS MAXIMUS 2008.

(Under JOHN PARKER. LAWYER.)

Anonymous said...

"EQUADOR"...that how yo spell it?
real cozy with McDONALD'S maybe BEEF?????
Maybe IDAHO-POTATOES?
All I know, heard they are walkin' SOUTH.
LLAMAS!-LEFT!
"Andean Trail"....It's another "RIO"!

Anonymous said...

We got "BROOKLYN MEXICANS" homin' it !!!!
For THE BLUES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

We also got druggie pirates givin' it up next door!
All their crap, man.
The KEYS!
Desperate chicks waving white flags.
HUGE stashes.
"Peace." :)

Anonymous said...

The "OWLS"?
REALLY?
OH WISE ONES IN MONEY CARRYIN' BABIES AND DARK SILVER...OPEN UP THOUST CAR TRUNKS AND "BREATHE"!
(Watcha got BITCH!)
"GOLD FILES. RED FILES. BLUE FILES."
AYAH CARUMBA!!!!!!!!
All courtesy ADDIDAS.

Anonymous said...

BIG FAT BIKERS!
ALL IN BLACK!
EAST.
FUCK'EN ARMY!!!!!!
No respect.
No Laws!!!!!!!!!
But that's how they get CAUGHT!
Roadies and GANG "BANGERS".

Anonymous said...

Students be the STRINGS.
Tied to the LEFT!
Look so innocent!
And so very young!
What the fuck they know?
(enough)

Anonymous said...

WAITING CORNERS
2 "puppies" on ROYAL?
North-South?
BOTH OUTTA CONTROL!
Playin' nuts with "the GERMAN"!
(FUCKIN' WHACK!)
LOADS AND LOADS AND LOADS.

Anonymous said...

JOHN PARKER thinks "PRO-RACERS" will think us all "LUNATICS"?
Definition of LUNATIC:
insane, daredevil, believed to be affected by the "moon", mentally ill, dangerous, foolish, unpredictaable also called "lunacy"...
Interesting.
Don't CRIMINALS always twist it all around?

Anonymous said...

John HONEY!
Don't y'all be worried 'bout "US".
Should be the other way 'round!
Silly JOHN PARKER and GLOBAL.
AUSTRALIA always MISFIRES too.
We read y'all, you dumb "PRO-RACERS"...
We got whatcha call "MOLES"!!!
(it puts the "green" in "GUACAMOLE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Anonymous said...

"Retirement for Greyhounds" is not at all like "Retirement for LAURA and JOHN PARKER"

SUNDAY, MAY 14, 2000

Criminals. Both. The Parkers.
Know why?
Called "NETWORKING".
All in the form of "tortured dogs".
Case in point:
DANIEL SHONKA...Cedar Rapids, IOWA (as in KEN STRAWBRIDGE)
He was operating his kennel in St. Croix Meadows-HUDSON.
DANIEL SHONKA- longtime scout with steroid pumping NFL-
Philedelphia EAGLES!
Now gonna feel "the HEAT"!( along with "The HEAT"- MIAMI!
SHONKA delivered Greyhounds to St. Croix River-Guidant Corporation LABORATORIES. (he's a pro-racer!)
All under thee pretense that SHONKA was going to run an adoption agency.
(like JOHN PARKER and LAURA)
"Get the picture?"
It is legal for "owners" to ditch their Greyhounds to medical labs for research (and get a lotta money for them as well)....but it is NOT legal for "adopters".
(like JOHN and LAURA PARKER!)
Completely illegal without a care!
(GUCCIONE-ITALIAN-made- MAFIA- well, he plays no shit-he breeds to kill- no surprises there-along with his 8 kids...and his wife keeps pouring them out-real Sicily-style, Pride for guns and crack)
So, after months of "experimentation" on these Greyhound "pro-racers", the dogs are killed. (no surprise there, either, -nobody gives a fuck)
Know what they all do to these "pro-racers"....?
At all these "pro-racing laboratories"?
Well, for starters, they break their bones.
They test their "pain levels". (how cool is that?)
They are serial killers in the making "after all"...GUCCIONE's 8 kids included.
They also like to "cardiac" shock them...and sometimes when Humane Societies get a call because there are some "whistleblowers" who "can't take it anymore", and dogs can get saved but they have to have all their "wires" removed,...something like our moles.
...and then, they need to recuperate for 2 weeks. Some make it. But most don't.
"C'est la vie!"
So, DANIEL SHONKA-NFL-THUG- sent 850 of these "Dogs" (that we know about) to be crucified and beaten and electrocuted... an added extra touch)
ELTON JOHN...they supposedly died for you and your pacemaker...maybe YOU could help!
When all is said and "done", these Greyhounds which are PRO-RACERS, that JOHN PARKER...infamous for his TWO DEFIBRILLATORS on PUPPIES....PUPPIES!
(because he and LAURA PARKER can't get his own 'rise" in the marital sack)...this same JOHN PARKER found his "SOLUTION"!
And it, "Thank the Lord", was very, very LUCRATIVE.
And , in short, THAT is why LAURA and JOHN PARKER have SUMMERWIND FARMS.
Their SOUTHERN, CHRISTIAN HOSPITALITY GAMELAND.(retirement)
(Like the "Summerwwinds" off the coast of their African ancestors.)

Anonymous said...

GREYHOUND HOMOSEXUAL:
JOHN PARKER

Mrs. Laura "Dear" Parker,
Is apparently a Barker!
She yips and complains in Bed!
Poor Johnny Boy gets dissed
And he can't take her when she gets pissed.
"Cause "J-BOY" really HOMOSEXUAL.
("case in point"...he wears his "Hood" and his "Lead".)

Anonymous said...

"Biking couple" Ridin' ROYAL!
(with RALEIGH)
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Got their "leg up" with the LEFT!
And they goin' SOUTH!

Anonymous said...

GERMAN GUYS?
PORSCHE!!!!
PORSCHE!!!!
and
PORSCHE!!!
BIG SILVER!
(gold label)
ODI-IAMO
(London-New York?)
BIKER PIGS!
All tatted up.
Connecting with all "the silvers"
ARMS HEAVY!
RATATATATAT!

mustang- FORD....ALL UNCOVERED!
BIG FAMILY
BOOM!

Holiday OVAH!

Anonymous said...

Lotta silver runners on bikes...that's the obvious.
NORTH-WEST and QUICK PARKS.
But mostly, "RUSHED".

Anonymous said...

GUNS. GUNS.
And more GUNS!
SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooo
...got a REAL "MESSI"!
REPUBLICANS-DEMOCRATS spelled"
G-O-L-D!

2 STRAW HATS and SKETCHERS-QUICKSILVER ...both walkin' it!
SOUTH BEACH.
One and ALL!
Carrying a "palm" in the shape of a "ROSE"?
All smiles.
(But not for long.)

Anonymous said...

BLONDE biker demo "tourist", going WEST...carried a "hit" on a BIG MAMA!
ESPANOLA WAYS?
"Latin". name of the Game.
Tough ones heading EAST.
Looks like Africa to me.
(with pictures)

Anonymous said...

Photographers got DEMS on their RIGHT shoulders.
They doin' their PORNO!
With SCOPES.
(Cover up, HON.)
Gypsy WOMEN....better known as DESPERADOS.
Big TITS...(MISSILES)
And all EXPLODING.

Anonymous said...

Jamaican with BOSTONIAN....going N-S
POPPIES!
Gotta love it.
Talking to restaurants!
And big chicks doing the "waren".
ALL CORNERS COVERED.

Anonymous said...

CONCERTO.......

ARTISTS DANCING.
HORSE AND GOAT.
LEGLESS BOOTS.
RUBBER CLOAK.
EASELS PLASTERED.
NETWORKS BROKE.
PACKERS SCATTER.
TOO MUCH DOPE.
FISH IN TEETH.
EMPTY PAIL.
CANVAS WHITE.
SHIPS THAT SAIL.
POPPIES HEAD.
RED-EYE SEAS.
ALL DEPARTED.
GONE ARE KEYS.

Anonymous said...

Bikers N-S...looking friendly?
with gold?
But got BIG, BAD, GUNS!
Lotsa SHIT under LEFT arm.
All pushed.
By "STAFF"!
(IRISH?)

Anonymous said...

And now they heading WEST...all to ARNIE!!!!

Anonymous said...

"SNOWBIRDS"

South Ameericans.
Looking Cute.
Teenage Lovers.
All "en Route".
Asking Questions.
Depot Style.
"365".
All On File.

Anonymous said...

A lot of POODLES being "picked up".
FASHIONISTAS?
Or just "BLACK PEARLS"?
(Couture)
BEBE!
All "TREASURES".

Anonymous said...

Republicans got "HEAVY PROTECTION"!
They are all riding "VAULTS"!!!!

Anonymous said...

CATTLE.
HOUSTON.
"GOTTA PROBLEM".

Anonymous said...

Know all those "inbreds" in TEXAS?
POOR BOYS.
CHILE EATERS.
POSSUM , TOO?
Well, news out , they itchin' for "Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!"
Gonna get it.
The others?
Up the whazoo.

Anonymous said...

Crap.
The clues and witnesses keep on "coming".
Got one fuck of a "Connection".
(A to B)
769 YNW-GOLD-DISCOVERY-GUNS?
YEMEN-NEVADA-WYOMING?
(say hi "DICK"!)
And , of course, being "DICK". they're all playing the "JESUS CARD".

Then we got "Soft Cover".
GERMANS.
(VOLKSWAGON?)
Got badly 'hit".
On the "right".
"Driver" taken out!
"Passenger, front-", shot at!
815 YNW- TOO!
But, like I say, not gold.
SILVER!
YEMEN-NEVADA-WYOMING (Christ, "DICK"- you are "one ugly Motherfucker!"

So, they are doing "FOOD & WINE"?
Figures.
Germans.
"Parked".
WAAAAAAY too long...and TICKETS!
"ALUMINUM"..."BUMPERS"...."PLATES"
Wow. They be a' scraamblin'....like their old friend ESCOBAR!

Anonymous said...

Wooooooo Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
"I'm a Believer!!!!!"
"The Monkeys????" (such assholes)
Just like "FIRMSTRONG".
Oh man.
"The Beavers"?
I mean, pathetic. No?
Vocabulary...."SECOND GRADE".
Bikers.
And "B.O."
(bombs ononymous)
Here's another "scary".
THE RAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(next Freddy Kruger?)
But unlike Freddy, these boys in a "R.U.T.".
They stuck in TALLAHASSEE!!!
(car sales, for sure)
You wanna get outta there!
But what can you expect from FORD?
Nothin'.
No imagination.
No "futuristic".
Just bonk in . And bonk out.
MILITARY STYLE.
EXPLOSIVES.
777 - NOT LUCKY NUMBERS!
"Pal".
(New Mexico? or Nevada?- Mexico?)
We're sure INTERPOL knows.
Know why?
DISCS.
WIRES.
COCAINE.
And FARC.
(It's called: "Having the
'Red Carpet' pulled from you.)

Anonymous said...

Wanna get really REAL?
So REAL these bastards gonna sweat BULLETS?
PERU. PERU. FOR YOU.

Anonymous said...

Got another Biker "thread".
Called: "CRANBROOK". (democratic?)
Almost sounds like an IRISH "JAM"!
(or and IRISH "COVER".)
Well, could be both o' course.
Really "ass-friendly".
And into "walkin"....silver too.
Tryin' to be "high class".
But those shoes just "too ho".
You got music to "dance and travel by".
"VOJ-HIGHME"!
(Reggae callin')

Anonymous said...

Well, the Mexican pirates have got THE Gold Key.
And they went WEST.
They must a got raided with "the LEFT".
That's called having just too much "PAR-TEE".

Anonymous said...

THE BRITISH are REALLY FUCKIN' LOSING IT!
And seriously.
They got SPIES, EVERYWHERE!
(Say hi to
"DICK" -Royale!)

Anonymous said...

Mexicans real apprehensive ...double -riding it EAST!
(and quick)
Bunch o' NATIONALS.
SICK TRIPPERS.
Greddy. Greedy. Greedy.

Anonymous said...

OK...this is what I got...then let's all take a break and re-visit.
"RUSSIA HOUSE".

Anonymous said...

Warzirstan?
Pakistan?
Afghanistan?
Somalia?
All called:
"THE RED ROOMS".
Money-Money-Money-MONEY!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

All radar inside Germany.

(And that's a definite CIA QUOTE!)

Anonymous said...

Bin Laden may be an "inspiration" but he no longer is the "driving force".
Still a "figurehead" but extreme radicals are the "mix".
For every one that succeeds to blow themselves up, six are recruited.
And these guys come from all the brainwashing of "Lone Wolves".
Better known as "Hitlers".

Anonymous said...

Heard of SHEIK FEISEL?
Jamaican dude.
Wanted 15 grand for an interview with CNN?
Jamaica mostly Chrisstian with a bit of Pagan, too.
All reject his rage and corruption.
He tryin' to recruit "soldiers" for SOMALIA!
WTF?
He be legally responsible for getting people killed!
Jamaica want no part of him.
Or all his gun-running, druggie thugs.
Violence ain't for sale here.
(yet)

Anonymous said...

"HELLS ANGELS"...(like we didn't already get enough)....
Carryin' GYPSY BLUE...LEFT!
Got STEROIDS...RIGHT!
Hiding "low"...goin' WEST.

Anonymous said...

HILFIGER hiding in the ISLANDS?
What else is "new"?
guy was always limp.

Anonymous said...

BILLABONG...THE GIANT!
Australia's KANGAROO- LAND.

Anonymous said...

Africans takin' to "DISNEY"!
WOOOOOOOOOOO BABY!
What a RIDE!

Anonymous said...

Direct form the CIA...all "Members" take note:
JEB BUSH GOT SIX.
THE QUEEN GOT 95.
FLORIDA- GOLF STATE.
KEY WORD:
RUNNERS.

(Everglades to Jungles?)

Anonymous said...

Boxers got their stash in MONACO!
Lotsa "jewels".
(surrendered)

Anonymous said...

Best be Louisiana finally gettin' SMART!
They be dumpin' 132 from
N-E-V-A-D-A !
BOOM!
To the "Dealaer".
You are fuckin' "OUT"!

Anonymous said...

White and Black chicks texting "like mad".
(as in "lunacy")
At intersections.
FREAKIN' OUT!
Losin' their style- and "cool".

Anonymous said...

Black runner "tatted" with "shit".
POPPY.
Tried to do a "hit"!
All fucked up these boys.
No "cells" left.

Anonymous said...

Everyone on the run, Hon.
Ain't no-one safe.
"Cept "us".

Anonymous said...

LIMON.
Watchin'.
The Buildin'.
Gettin' stepped on.
Soles delivered.
(In the gold and green.)

Anonymous said...

Prostitutes got a
FEEDING FRENZY, "turn-a-mint"!
Faster they do the job, they get a free "OUTTA JAIL CARD".
(and relocation)

Anonymous said...

LESTER CRESS wishes he could be Lester CHRIST!
Thaat way, he could be called:
DYNO-MIGHT.

Anonymous said...

Lester Cress
Would do Best
If he'd put away the Booze.
"Cause Lester Cress
Is now our Guest
And he has an Offer
He can't Refuse!

Anonymous said...

Hickory Dickory "DOC"!
LESTER CRESS "turned up" the CLOCK!
The Clock struck ONE!
Then came our GUN!
Now LESTER CRESS and US
HAVIN' FUN!

Anonymous said...

LESTER CRESS FROM TEXAS.
GOT A PROBLEM WITH ALL THEM LEXUS.
THEM BOYS BE ON DOPE.
HUNG THEMSELVES WITH A ROPE.
AND NOW LESTER CRESS
GONNA GET GROPED!

(TEXAS BIGTIME)

Anonymous said...

Lester! Lester! Lester! Lester!
(Kind of like Hannibal "Lecter"?)
He eatin' his fire,
He no longer for hire!
Cause Lester be like "GRILLED".

Anonymous said...

Lester Cress got "possum" for sale.
And it come in all sorts o' sizes.
He got it in "JUNIOR".
Or even in "OCTOBER".
Make no diff
He goin' down for "GAYLE".

But whaddya say?
They done found all the "HEY!"
And now Lester Cress gonna get fucked plenty.
He sayin' his prayers.
He in them "cross-hairs"!
And he be lookin' now at WENDY'S!"

Anonymous said...

LET'S DO THE TEXAS MUSKETEER SONG...KIDS!!!!!
READY???????????????????????????

"HEY THERE! HI THERE! HO THERE!
YOU ARE AS WELCOME AS CAN BE!"

D-Y-N

A-M-I-

T-

E-E-E-E!

Anonymous said...

Louisiana got it down with
JEB BUSH!
HEROINE HONEY!
400 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HI-HO"!
(off to work we go)

Anonymous said...

JEEP-RUBICON-GOLD!
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

HUB-200-400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"ODYSSY" & SILVER!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Well I got this much.
There was an AUSTRALIAN guy doin' it outta CAFES!
He was tied to JUDGES?
(For Chrissakes!)
AUSTRALIA?
ITALY?
USA?
Probably all three.
(And by the way...that "silver odyssy"...it's tied to HYUNDAI)

Anonymous said...

Hello "KITTY".
You book with MONTY, you go places!
Lotsa "little boys' carrying for the "schools".
(And the ENGLISH , of course-they all being "Queers".

Anonymous said...

GENERAL "MILLS" ARE GENERAL "FOODS"
HUMMERS HUMMING
WITHOUT NO RULES!

Anonymous said...

AJZ4935-BLACK & WHITE "COOPER"
TICKETED
"WRONG SIDE"
(NORTH)

Anonymous said...

All red bags between passengers "FRONTING"!
"DRIVING IT!"
All seen.
All heard.
(SILVER be the WORD!)

Anonymous said...

Grey AUSTRALIAN on a "thick rope".
Now with "green and black".
They have the silver key.
(And a big "hole" on the left.)

Anonymous said...

The "CHEERIOS" are crossin' streets.
With the BAMBINOS?
(They rushin' for them "schools".)

Anonymous said...

And that ain't all!
AUSTRALIA stretchin' it for the GERMANS!
TWO DOGS .
Real cozy sniffing ass.
(Gonna be "whooped".)

Anonymous said...

LEZ...LOUISIANA-EXPLOSIVES-ZETAS
All gunning JEEP and RED.
Waitin'. lookin'. Freakin'.
"Cause now "EL GRANDE" really DEAD.

Anonymous said...

Three-tier "white"- with red band middle.
Taped at base and now on griddle.
Glass at top, watch for action.
Silver all looped....giving traction.

Anonymous said...

Three-tier "white"- with red band middle.
Taped at base and now on griddle.
Glass at top, watch for action.
Silver all looped....giving traction.

Anonymous said...

BOTTOM STAIR
ALL BEWARE!
KEYWORD:
LOBBY.

Anonymous said...

A Billion Silver Ladders-Yanked.
From West to North-
Tons Have Tanked.

Anonymous said...

Indians with Reds on Mind.
Walk the Dog- German Kind.

Anonymous said...

Cops Trail West,
Reds to Blues,
Parkers Turn.
Here Come the Screws.

Anonymous said...

Turbo Engines.
Race to Beat.
Red Ladders Down.
"Fire"! "Heat"!

Anonymous said...

Freezing Florida.
400 "U".
Gunrunning. Phys Ed.
Deep Doo-Doo.

Anonymous said...

"Silver". "Silver"
On the "Wall".
Who's the "Fairest"
Of Them "All"?

Anonymous said...

"Bamboo Leads."
"Happy Face".
"Rainbow Items."
"Cement-Encased."

Anonymous said...

East to West.
ASIA Rules!
Secret Guest.
Blood & Ghouls.

Anonymous said...

GOOD-BYE
"YELLOW - "BRICK" ROAD.
TOO MUCH PLUMBING.
ON "OVERLOAD".

Anonymous said...

BUTTERFLY!
ALL A'GLOW!
WINGS AND ARROWS!
DOST THOU THROW!

Anonymous said...

"WHITE KNIGHTS" FOLLOW.
DIXIE "TUNES".
ESCALADES.
ALL IN "RUINS".

Anonymous said...

Opened "Bags".
Empty "Bowls".
Plastic "Cases".
Spoons "A - Flow".

Anonymous said...

"Royal" LEADS to "DICKS"!
"GUNS & ROSES"
WEST PERMITS.

Anonymous said...

DAVID HAYE?
A "BRITISH" Boxer.
HE "knows what he wants".
Will " gang rape" his opponent in a "ring"?
(just like our AMERICAN boxer who "ate an ear".)
"Sports".
Violent.
Viscious.
Sometimes "cannibalistic".
Sometimes crippling".
Sometimes even "murderous".
Such a "ritual".
Such a "pleasure".
And crowds liking all that sadism and torture, "roar"!
What makes these "sportsmen" so "daring"?
Steroids?
Weaponry?
Drugs?
Guns?
Imagine how powerful these "sportsmen" must feel when they have access to "all of it".
like a "King"!
And there is no better access to "all of it" like in "Kansas".
To be "King"!
After all.....
You get to have a "Le Barbie".
You get to have an "El Grande".
And now, they want to have "You".
Ask GUCCIONE.
His wife.
And all their "Off- Spring".

Anonymous said...

Undercover BLUES
Walking East with Malibu's
Big Pockets, Steroid Feasts,
Right Man Walkin' with the Beasts.

Anonymous said...

"Black Panthers" blow off Sidewalk "Kicks"
Muscle Explosive "Honky Tonk"
Big Aprons and Canvas "Covers"
Dissolve with Hooded "Monks".

Anonymous said...

Newt Gingrich thinks OBAMA is doin' "anti-colonial" KENYA?
Poor NEWT GINGRICH.
Always BUTT FUCKING with the GOP.
They got their "guns" in all the wrong places!

Anonymous said...

MICHAEL MOORE!
he used to be a PRIEST!
And NOT the kind that likes PEDOPHILES, NEWT!
But a true human with a HEART!
And SOUL!
Obama could use MICHAEL MOORE for REAL "PEACE".

Anonymous said...

"Flipper". Member that TV series?
Smart "animal."
Fluid swimmer.
Then we got our own kind.
ARMY SEALS!
Sometimes they are "with you".
Sometimes they "are not".
You know, you can train a "Flipper" SEAL to plant a mine or ANYTHING.
And you can train a HUMAN "Flipper" SEAL to do the same!
"FLIPPERS".
WET SUITS.
All "swimming with the sharks".
And luckily, for us, they took the "bait".

Anonymous said...

Chevrolet's Dark Silver
Illegally Parked!
(followin' LAKE TAHOE "REDS" & GUNS
With GOLD BEHIND!
All "yellow" and "on the curb".
VERY BADLY PARKED>

Anonymous said...

Jeeps bulldozing going EAST.
Guns and AMMO surrendered...
Hubcaps, SEIZED.

Anonymous said...

"WHITE FLAGS" behind all FORDS!
(with stash)
"WINDOWS" darkened. Got the cash.

Anonymous said...

"Chefs" cookin' it.
"Hot" crystal meth.
Explosives bigtime.
Lots 'o death.

Anonymous said...

CZARS. AND CZARS. AND CZARS.
FOR WARS. AND WARS. AND WARS.

Anonymous said...

You talk CZARS?
How about US biggest sales EVER!
60 BILLION DOLLARS in ARMS!
SALES TO SAUDI ARABIA!
Come ON!
MILITARY EQUIPMENT????
84 fighter aircraft
70 upgrades
70 Apache helicopters
72 Black Hawks
36 OTHER kinds of Helicopters and a ton of MISSILES!
They need "more deterrants"?
They need to keep ISRAEL "maintained"?
WOOOOOOOOOO BABY!
That's a LOTTA PEDICURES!
(whatever happened to Agriculture, Education, Hospitals and Doctors , Birth Control and Peace?
(Not to mention, feeding the "DOGS"?)

Anonymous said...

We gotta "GIRLS' CLUB"...for RUNNERS?
Like in "Ho-Runnibg"?...SOUTH BEACH?
BIG BLACK GIRLS...Athletic kind....(can do anything on their backs)

Anonymous said...

"Nine" Caribbean -OCEAN DRIVE,
Give it up. Hey! "High- Five!"
Hotels Victor, Tides and Palms,
Oh baby. It's "DA BOMB"!

Anonymous said...

Wyoming and Jeb "EXPLODING" a "WJE".
Big Mama's Boy bein' tailed!
400 is what we "see"!
Colorado be "uploading"
And it ain't about the "she"!
He got gun-runners , twenty-one,
It's all about the "ski"!
TEXAS "VALET" PARKING
"Snow's" the only way to go!
And all them TEXAS "CATTLE"
gonna BLOW and BLOW and BLOW!
They got all them pushin' skatin!
They got stars in every shed!
They got moonbeams in "EVER-READY"!
They got "Horse-Heads" every bed.

Anonymous said...

Tourists.
They are always asking "directions".
To cafes.
To restaurants.
To newstands.
INTERSECTIONS, TOO!
I mean, really.
Is that any kind of way for any kind of "elevated" business?

Anonymous said...

Depends if you are into ....."Guerillas".

Anonymous said...

We also got CAMERAS from GARBAGE bins!
And we got confiscations from all sorts of folks!
Better be more careful TEXAS!
You be "chokin'" on your "quotes".

Anonymous said...

Pennsylvania 93-goin' down with "ECSTACY"!
Dixie Tunes be thumpin',
Pirate Pussies with the "Z"!

Anonymous said...

You know.
There are 5,000 SENATORS in ARIZONA-COLORADO...with VANLOADS of SILVER and GUNS!!!!!!!
WTF????????????????????????????

Anonymous said...

That ain't all, babe.
"UTAH" (Land of MORMONS, ROMNEY and FREAKS with 19 wives!!!)
They KKK'n it with UTAH HEADQUARTERS for BOOM!
Know what?
PROSTITUTION!
Go get'em all you "COWBOYS"!
(Fuck YA!)
Ain't that just the damndest RODE-EO?
So CRIMINAL.
So EVANGELICAL!
Fuckin' their own KIDS just ain't good 'nuff!
Get tired o'em!
They gotta Im-port....from AFRICA-MEXICO.
DON't CARE!
They all on a "ROLL"!
(cash and carry be the word)
PEDOPHILIA-VATICAN STLE
(then deport)

Anonymous said...

SECTION CALLED:

"GET YOUR MOTOR RUNNING"

NIKE following "BLACK BEARDS" who are following those INTERNET CAFES!!!!!
"Lookin' for Adventure".
"And whatever comes our way!!!!"

LIMITED EDITIONS
all bein' best....so they can
"explode into space!!!!"

PROJECTILES!...South Americans...having "coffee"...all on the take.

Anonymous said...

FANG YUAN----TOP SECURITY!
SCHWINN-BIKES?
FOR REAL?????????????????
Workin' "CHAIN GANGS"
All PIRATES.
and
"HEAVY METAL THUNDER"!

Anonymous said...

Columbia College doin' a TOTO!!!! (KANSAS Y'ALL!!!!)
With ARIZONA?
(chicken and tats on "the HOUSE"...."COLUMBIA GOLD"?
"Take the WORLD on a LOVE EMBRACE!"

Anonymous said...

#1 CAPS?
KENDALL BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!!
They got hundreds - HZU...
(Heroine-Zetas-UTAH!!!!)
They got the "scent of FLORIDA"...BEEITCH!
"cause they really like "smoke and lightning".
Yeah DARLIN'...."they made it HAPPEN!"
Now, WE gonna "fire all our guns at once."

Anonymous said...

"BORN TO BE WIIIIIIIIILD!"

BOOM!

LACOSTE!

(PERU?)

Anonymous said...

One big AFRIKANO....WHOOP ASS!
Look like a "KING" to me!
He got a YORKSHIRE, crazy guy, in HARNESS!
A true "NATURE'S CHILD"!
He be "racin' "in the wind"!
And he be meaner and faster than any motherfuckin' MISSILE!
WHOO-YEAH!
"Cause he just lovin' the "feelin' he UNDER!"
Know why?
He " climb sooooooooo HIGH!"
Know what?
BOOM!
He CRASH!

Anonymous said...

SECTION....TORTURING ANIMALS

CHINA:

There have been thousands of UNDERCOVER ANIMAL AGENCIES looking into the "practices" of CHINA.
(PETA and SWISS PROTECTION included)
Here is what we know with explicit photography.

INTENSIVE FACTORY FARMING is increasing RAPIDLY, with the help of the CHINESE GOVERNMENT, FOREIGN INVESTMENT, and joint ventures like the WORLD BANK.
(how charming!)

Animal Welfare does NOT exist and there are NO laws for humane treatment towards animals.(they are skinned ALIVE!)

Approx. 27 MILLION dogs and 10 MILLION cats are PETS, yet LIVE ANIMAL MARKETS are stocked full of CATS and DOG to be EATEN. (some with their collars still on!)

Bejiig has 120 RESTAURANTS serving DOG MEAT (and lots to unknowing TOURISTS!)

"Culled" from farms and mixtures of St. Bernard's or other large dogs , all are served in STEWS, ROASTS, SLICED in "HOT POT".(China is soon to be in "Hot Pot" with HOLLYWOOD movie!)

Dogs that have collars (strays) are called: "FRAGRANT MEAT" (oh sure...we get that-like ditto- "FRAGRANT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE")

In China "animal cruelty knows no boundaries".
(we'll see)

Anonymous said...

CHASE BANK?
(It's called the "BEEF BUS of PUS!")

Anonymous said...

POINT-SHHOT- CHASE!
Downtown. Miami. SCORED!
Busloads. Surrender. PENNIES!
Democrats. BE WHORED!

Anonymous said...

Vermont got RED HOT HUNDRED.
(Toyota knows the "score"!)
They be "honked and horny"...
From "shore to bloody shore"!

Anonymous said...

You got "DARK BLOOD RED MASERATI.
General "DEF" be NUMBER ONE!
Three forks "a liftin'".
Man. They "Over-Done"!

Anonymous said...

Hey CHINA!
Glad you got your SPIES!
They "collectin" all over the networks".
Your "race" so cold.
HEADS-UP!
Good news out for all you slanty-eyed "demons" of "hell markets".
You gonna be FAMOUS in "KANSAS KING"!
Oh ya.
You bad chinks gonna smell your markets 5,000 miles AWAY!
Know why?
Cause we gonna TELL your "stories".
And you know what that all means?
People you need to make your country GROW, gonna BAN YA!
And y'all know WHY!
You not only TORTURE people, you TORTURE people's ANIMALS. BIGTIME.
And for PROFIT!
NON-STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And that be NO country to wanna visit or wanna "DEAL" when word get out in MEGA BLOCKBUSTER KANSAS KING!!!!!
Like POPPIES.
And PROSTITUTION.
NEVER ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(better turn the chow mein on "Low")
Customers gonna take their "Time"....OUT.

Anonymous said...

Chines "RED MAN" walks white papers.
ADDIDAS Undercover from the LEFT.
They got BOX and BOXER "ROYAL".
"Both be Crossed and Both be EXED"!

Anonymous said...

VOLVO RED WAGONS
BIG STRAW HATS.
3000 LIEUTENANTS PARKING.
COPS GOT ALL THEIR STATS.

Anonymous said...

Got "NUCLAR" VIRGINIA.
"BAD _ ASS - 55!
Pirates blew their "COVER".
They ready to "Talk" and "Jive".

Anonymous said...

"STEEL" be jittery and stressed out.
EDGY all the way.!
CAFES ain't place for "ENGAGEMEBT".
CRIMINALS have no say!

Anonymous said...

PUMA "hand-bagging " it,
For PIRATES on the right.
Lotta "CASH and CARRY".
CATS are gonna "Bite"!

Anonymous said...

Democratic "BIKERS".
Locked into "STUDENT SPEED".
Tons of "TEENY POPPERS",
Givin' us "THE READ".

Anonymous said...

"Marilyn" be on Main Street.
All sexed up in her "Whites".
Her buddy be on "Wall Street".
And be her fuckin' "NIGHT".

Anonymous said...

We got the "network" in all colors.
Mirrors on hems and tails.
Spanish Pirates follow closely.
Their shirts are "blowing sails".

Anonymous said...

"Explorer" took some bullets.
Lots o' green got "ambushed' too.
FORD be fucked both in and out,
It's Jeb's and George's "BOO"!

Anonymous said...

Red Biker bummed and "out".
Got "ARMS" on chin and "SPENT".
He goin' EAST and all alone,
He cannot pay his "RENT".

Anonymous said...

Know what I know?
Word out:
"7,000"
Oh ya.
"7,000".
How does that feel on your tongue?
Roll it around a bit.
If that needs a bit of "enriching", try
GOVERNORS;
SENATORS;
and of course,
PENNSYLVANIA!
(all very , very DARK and "SILVER")

Anonymous said...

We got 400 "TPS".
(Get out them code books, Lovers!)
Ya got it?
TEXAS - PENNSYLVANIA - SENATORS

BOO-YAH!

Anonymous said...

I got NIKE - NIKE - NIKE!!!!!
Black runners (and walkers)
SOUTH to NORTH!

Anonymous said...

Hear NIKE?
They gettin' "broke".
And that be from "the WEST".
(All pirates.)

Anonymous said...

"Grey" men EVERYWHERE!
All "FLAT-LINING"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KA- BOOM!

Anonymous said...

800 cripples "FUSIN" - FORD!
Big surrenders.....
What A "FIORD"!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Eagles. Patriots.
Spinning umbrellas "white".
Going South to North.
Got it all on SATELLITE.

Anonymous said...

BIG WISCONSIN.
TRUCKER-HICKS.
ALL "CAPS" FORWARD.
CHEVROLET "DICKS".

RED FOR "FARMERS".
RED FOR ""CHEESE".
RED FOR "LIVESTOCK".
RED FOR "SEIZE!".

Anonymous said...

"BENZ" GOT VIRGINIA!
BY THE BALLS!
"COLORADO GOVERNOR"!
BIGGEST "PIRATE" OF THEM ALL!

Anonymous said...

Jeep- "COMPASS"-green.
800 "ADVENTURE".
"L L M" SEEN!

Anonymous said...

HISTORY OF GUN:

(3 Sections...at "work")

You know what is "amazing"?
The fact that the GOP and the NRA are so "square".
Not "square" as in backwoods dancing or even Bible-thumping Kentucky "ties".
No...no.
I mean "SQUARE" ...as in points of "endeavor".
They have such "shitty preformance as Bill Maher does say, but GOD BLESS REPUBLICANS...they just "market it" the best
You know . I just watched the "History" Channel. All about the "History of Guns".
They all started shooting people around the 13th Century when "GUNPOWDER" came into the "mix".
It went on about how "GUNPOWDER" got more powerful with "CORNING".
(faster cannons-more "BOOM" for the "BUCK"!)
And then, of course, in came the "BANG"...(as in "RIFLE"!)
Did you know that the longer the barrel, the more acceleration?
It was a "REVOLUTION" in "ARMS"!
Muskets with "PIPES" with no trigger; no hammer, at ALL!
Then, in came "the ROPE"!
So now, it became:
"ROPES, CORNED GUNPOWDER, POLE & LOCK"...and interstingly enough, hence the saying:
"LOCK. STOCK. AND BARREL"
Then, in came the "PRE-LOAD".
(which, I guess, means , getting ready for "ANYTHING"!)
Which, of course, means : no "THINKING"!
But , I am getting a little away from my initial thoughts.
Know who "perfected" GUNS?
(Oh, you GOP are going to love this.)
"SCIENTISTS"!
By GOD!
Leonardo de Vinci!
Galileo!
"INSTRUMENTS of WAR"!
Ballistics.
Gunnery.
Artillery.
Trajectory.
Artillery Shells!
PURE "SCIENCE"!
(and all you Republicans sure respected those "scientists" for their "genius" in knowing how "TO KILL"!

....to be continued...phones are ringing

Anonymous said...

And then, they invented the "RIFLE"!
Barrels with ...are you ready?
"SPIRAL GROOVES"!
(They understood "the spin" makes the bullet fly straight!)
Such "TECHNICIANS"!
Flint "locks".
Primers.
Chargers.
powders.
Patch.
Ball!
And hence the saying:
"Never go off "half-cocked"!
(Got that NEWT?)
So now, with the RIFLES and the paper cartridges and the weapons shot with "UNIFORMS",
"SCIENTISTS" all saw it helped with "STAIGHT SHOOTING"!
Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Army "BORN!"
Throw a knife on the bayonet, baby, ...."DOUBLE-FUCKER" ENHANCED!
(You listening Emily Taylor?)
Great Britain, the Empire Builder, had all the " MILITIAS"
..."COLONIES"- BOOM! (Again!)
And then, this evolved into "Guns & Politics"!
(even though it was European tactics that won for America at BUNKER HILL!)
And hence: "Scientists" also understood to not waste your arms until the gun and the shooter was "close enough to kill". And therefore, the saying:
"Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes!"
Hot DOG!
now, we're REALLY "cooking"!!!!

...to be continued...phones.

Anonymous said...

Washington KNEW you needed "SCIENTIFIC SKILLS" and because Henry Knox, the bookseller, was "knowledgable" (and a reader) Washington made him "Commander in Chief"!
(and eventually Britain did surrender)
And although , you do hate those "FRENCH" Fries, NAPOLEON was a brilliant math and calculus student.
He totally understood "Principles of Gunnery" and "air resistance" being 120 X greater than gravity!
(Yes Monsieur, there is a Santa Claus)
Exploding Shells!
Ricochet Balls!
Taking out 12 people at a time!
Woooo! MATH BABY!!!
The "WHOPPER!"
And then, came the "MID-AIR"!
EXTRA BALLS!
LETHAL PATTERNS!
SHRAPNEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
And all this for "Gun Inventors"!
All in the guise of "PATRIOTISM"!
Oh how you all loved the "SCIENTISTS" 'then'.
So, one must only wnder WHY, with all the EXPLOSIVES...all the MACHINE GUNS....HIGH-TECH MISSILES...(NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON)....
how come you GOP don't want "Scientists" and Stem Cell Research?
Unless, of course, you're saving "the BIG ONE" for Muslim IRAN?
(all in the name of "God"....and not even "Scientists"?

Anonymous said...

Patriots-Vans-U.S.A.!
"VERDUCCI" "BLUE CHAIRS"!
Hey ! Hey! Hey!

Anonymous said...

Movers. Smokin'.!
All is Wars!
Cream's "Upside Down"!
Out that "Door!"

Anonymous said...

Chicks be leanin'!
Coffee's "thick"!
Walls be "breakin"!
"Cement" been "hit"!

Anonymous said...

Red "Brick" . Entrance.
Stumble "Hard".
"Black Gate" Closin'.
No "Wild Card"!

Anonymous said...

"XDK"- FOCUS- "Black".
Democrats-Kentucky
WE ARE BACK!

Anonymous said...

Bush-Texas-Lousiana,
"B-T-L"-800-SACKED!
FORD be rockin', sandwich gunnin',
OMG! All restaurants "CRACKED"!

Anonymous said...

Hendrix. Mushrooms. Green "glow face".
Blues can "spin it". Watchin' " space ".

Anonymous said...

Streets Unclean!
Veggies "Two"!
"Hung Up", "WANTED".
Profiles. "Due".

Anonymous said...

Afrikaners gettin' fucked!
"Juice and Smoke" outta "HUT"!
Runners-"Spread Legs!"
All revealed!
Jesus Christ!
Someone "DEALED"!

Anonymous said...

Heroine is #1 Choice of Highs.
Keeps it going.
Fewer spies.
Easy got.
Easy sold.
Just as long "SECURE GOLD".

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