Friday Hound Blogging

You know, we feel we owe you an apology. No, not for the amount of time you spend reading this blog, that's the result of your own lack of a proper upbringing, but for the mistaken impression we may have given you that the overlords are at the center of the greyhound exploitation racing industry. Now it's true they are a major component in the heartless mistreatment of innocent animals sport, but there is another group of people without whom even the overlords would be powerless to inflict pain, suffering and meaningless death on helpless greyhounds maintain their industry.

We speak, of course, of the rubes. In our defense we have to say that we haven't totally ignored them, but aside form the occasional disquisition into their dearth of common sense, rationality and the intelligence god gave a turnip bulb, we have remained essentially silent on the matter.

But wait a minute Ironicus, you say. Are you telling us there are creatures on this planet that possess even lower levels of brain functionality than the overlords themselves?  People who willingly participate in this wholesale barbarity called greyhound racing and who support it with their few remaining dollars? Is that what you expect us to believe Ironicus, because we find that rather incredible.

Yep, that about covers it. And not only that, they think they can make a living at it.

$500 PER DAY AVERAGE TAKE HOME GUARANTEED RESULTS

OK, think about that for a moment. If it were even remotely possible to make $500 per day betting on greyhounds using any sort of system, or method, or by reading chicken bones, don't you think people would be flocking to the tracks with the system, or method, or chicken bones grasped tightly in their gullible little hands?

I developed the system via trial and error.  It took me approximately 100 hours over the course of about six months.

Oh. Well, excuse us. We didn't realize your system had undergone such an intensive R&D period. One hundred hours--that's like twice the amount of time they spent planning the moon missions, right?

My system will teach you how to easily handicap the field, which bets to make and how to manage your money.  It does not matter if you are a beginner or an expert, my system is for you.  It’s EASY!

Now this kind of makes sense. After all we're talking about people who want to invest in the suffering of animals because they think they can profit from callousness and cruelty. It has to be easy because anything more complicated than flipping a coin is probably beyond them.

The cost of my system is only $49.95 U.S.

 Ah. Well now we know how he averages $500 a day, huh Allianz?

Allianz is very gentle. He is recovering from a broken leg and is starting to show some playful behavior. He is very sweet and good natured. He is very affectionate and he will follow you like a shadow and nuzzle you. He will press against the other dogs when he is walking with them. He will also nuzzle with the family’s greys. He is a happy tail wagger. He is starting to pick up toys. Allianz would do well in a working family home with well-mannered children, 10 and up. He is good with other dogs of all sizes. He would probably do well as an only dog with a family that has someone home more often. For more information about this dog, and other rescued racing greyhounds looking for homes, go here. If you don't know about the plight of racing greyhounds go here.