Thursday, August 14, 2008

Alexander Haig Call Your Office*

Well, who says the presidency isn't a 24/7 job. Even though Bush is trying to enjoy a little down time at the Olympics, world events have conspired to harsh his fanny slapping mellow. Have no fear though, the president is a multi-tasker and responding to crises while burnishing occupied bikini bottoms is well within his purview.

The president quickly dispatched a high level delegation to the war torn region. "The situation in Georgia remains fluid and dangerous. As soon as possible my colleagues senators Lieberman and Graham will be traveling to Georgia. They're both members of the Senate Armed Services Committee. I hope that other members of the Armed Services Committee in the Senate will go together," the president said.

Wait. Just a moment. Now we're being told that wasn't the president but instead was senator John McCain.

Jeez John, don't you think you're being a bit...um...presumptuous?

McCain accuses Obama of being presumptuous in his speeches, but them McCain goes ahead and actually injects himself into a real crises situation like he was already in charge or something. Oh man, is the main stream media ever going to jump on this.

Well, right after they figure out whether Hawaii is a state or not.

*I'm in control here

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