Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Three Jobs Huh? Well It's All Pocket Change To Me Honey

The Compassionate Conservative was in Nebraska yesterday, selling his antiSocial inSecurity program and it seems reality came upside his head.

While bloviating in Omaha, the First Privatizer encountered one Mary Mornin, an actual person who somehow got into the event. The Man Who Wants Us To Know He's Reading I Am Charlotte Simmons (but not for the sex scenes) "comforted Mornin on the security of social security stating that 'the promises made will be kept by the government."

That's when she told him "That's good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I contribute." You work three jobs, the incredulous leader of the free world responded. Well, isn't that "uniquely American."

So the guy who has never met a failure someone couldn't bail him out of thinks working three jobs to get by is "uniquely American." Sometimes these things just write themselves.

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