Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Karl Rove Said If Obama Carries Ohio It Will Be A Miracle

Well, that settles it. God is a Democrat. Sorry graduates of Larry's School of Bible Learning, mascaraeding  as front men for The Way The Truth and The Life, you apparently haven't been reading your memos because it's pretty obvious to the rest of us that The Big Homey don't play that. Want more proof? You think he sent Sandy up the east coast to punish the liberal elites? Nope. Sent it there to flood out a movie about The Flood.
Via, a slight silver lining to all the bad news coming out of Hurricane Sandy. It seems Darren Aronofsky’s current project, Noah, has suffered from delays and set damage owing to all the flooding in Oyster Bay, New York.
 Now that is ironicus at its maximus right there. Of course it could just mean that Yahweh got sick of the whole thing like most of the rest of us and took off for a little R&R, leaving Loki in charge, but whatever, results is results, you know? One tiny suggestion though G man, really need an upgrade on your targeting software. Just saying.

In related news, Mormonism is back to being a cult again.

1 comment:

Pearl said...


Loved that last line.