So what's your first priority? Economy? Taxes? Getting the Kenyan out of the White house?
Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum (R) looks like he's running for president. Or maybe he's not. Either way, he's reaching out to the average folk in Iowa and New Hampshire by declining to inform them of his love for Starbucks coffee. Otherwise they might think he's an effete east coast liberal, or something.Effete? You're worried people will think you're effete? Ricky, you wear pink ties, man. Pink. And it's not about breast cancer either because we know what you think of the wimmenz. We don't think coffee's your problem. Maybe you should think about making John Boehner cry. It's not so hard and it might get you some street cred. What do you think Mrs. Santorum?
But the most pointed advice has been from his wife, Karen, who issued a dictate she had never given in his earlier endeavors. "Do it right. Be serious about it," Santorum recalled her telling him. "If you decide to do this, don't embarrass me."Uh...sorry to have to tell you this, ma'am, but that ship sailed long ago.
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Rick Santorum is against birth control because he doesn't need it! Oh sure. He is "a guy" but when "a guy" is into pedophiles with the GOP, and particularly Virginia's GOP, there aren't a lot of six year olds to get pregnant!
Furthermore, from all the emails getting passed around, lyme rather takes "the sting " off " the legs".
(Just as Starbucks takes "the beans" internationally.)
Nothing says "winner" like getting voted out of the Senate by a landslide, with an exceptionally high number of Pennsylvania voters citing "personal dislike of candidate" in the exit polls.
And then there's the little problem of what happens when you Google "santorum"...
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