OK, so here's a feller just got hisself one o' them fancy mo bile phones down there at the Walmart and after spending better part of a week trying to figure out what all them daggone buttons was fer finally got a chance to call that there C-span show where you can explain to the tee vee people why that Obama ain't oughtta be the President.
But you know what? You cain't get through. Them colored folks got the line all tied up talkin' their hippity hop.
"Black-Span!" Har har har! That's funny right there.