Oh look, here comes the track Veterinarian to talk with us. Hello Doctor. Tell us, what would make someone who obviously cares about animials enough to make them his life's work ever associate themselves with something like greyhound racing?
"Well, after I graduated from the Walmart School of Veterinary Medicine there just didn't seem to be the opportunities opening up to me that they said would be there. It was either this or being a circus Vet. You ever try to give an pregnant elephant an epidural?"
Yes. Well, must be going, but first a word with Stadium manager George Wallace. Mr Wallace how do you feel about making your living by putting innocent creatures at risk? (We learned how to ask questions from Chris Wallace).
"We have a very good safety record when it comes to the greyhounds that race here. All dogs are treated very well and we are proud of our standards," Helow said. "Well, except for Last Hope. And...um...the dogs in Seaham...er...and Wales...ah...well, listen, I've got to get back to work watching out for the welfare of the units...er...dogs."
Yeah. You do that. With folks like him watching out for your welfare we bet you're glad you're retired, huh Cobblestone?

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