Thursday, January 20, 2005

Oh, You Think It's Just A Cartoon, Huh?

January 20
OK. Forget the causalities in Iraq. Forget the children who go to bed hungry in this country. Forget the people who don't have health insurance.

We've got to do something about the fact that SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS IS GAY and he's after your kids! Yes the right not-reverend James Dobson (yes, that James Dobson) has said it is so. It seems the primitive little marine animal (Spongebob, not James) is starring in a video promoting "tolerance" with his gay buddies Barney and Jimmy Neutron. "Tolerance!" So that's what the homos are calling it these days.

Barney was outted years ago (He's a herbivore for crying out loud!) but we have to admit that we held out some hope for Jimmy Neutron even though his parents struck us as classic blue staters. You know how they like to raise "sensitive" kids.

Paul Batura, assistant to Mr. Dobson at Focus on the Family, said "We see the video as an insidious means by which the organization is manipulating and potentially brainwashing kids," he said. "It is a classic bait and switch."

See, that's funny because Spongebob lives under the water. With fish and stuff. So they "bait" and switch. Or is it swish?

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