Truth be told, most of them, and frankly it's beginning to wear on us a little. We mean, the first five or six hundred times, sure there was a chuckle to be found in Tennessee trying to legislate science, or Scott Walker trying to send women back to the kitchen, although to be fair to governor Walker, the law does stipulate that women are still allowed to wear shoes and may refrain from getting pregnant until marriage--which should occur at the earliest possible date.
And don't even get us started on UN conspiracies to save the planet, Satan's plan to take over the world one single parent at a time, why your boss needs to know what you're doing with your lardyparts, gamete liberation and, well, this could go on all day. And that's the point.
Guys. The country's falling apart fast enough as it is, what's the rush? We're thinking these folks figure if we just return the country to the 19th century, maybe we could get a do over and by the time we made it back to the present things would be...well, like they were in the 19th century we guess. Some people just don't like the present. Or the future. Or the past as it actually was for that matter, but we digress.
Now, we could make a stand here and say from this day forward we refuse to further the insanity by reporting on what these clueless paranoids are up to, but you know as soon as we said that, some legislator somewhere would come up with an idea so incredibly wackazoid, so fantastically jaw droppingly, eye poppingly over the line that we would be forced to bring it to your attention.
So the question before us then is what can last longer, their ability to be allowed out in public without medication, or our
Hard to say, but wasn't life so much simpler when all we had to worry about was when Obama was going to take away all our guns and turn this country into a socialist Muslim caliphate? Also, too, GAYS!!