Thursday, April 12, 2012

Ann Romney: Stay At Home CEO

OK, so now that the primary campaign is over the real campaign can begin, which means instead of being forced to come up with new and innovative ways not to deal with the issues in the 14,637 republican debates, our vaunted press core can now have their own "etch-a-sketch" moment and start all over not dealing with the issues.

First up, Hilary Rosen, a democratic operative said Ann Romney, as a stay at home mother, "never worked a day in her life."

That sucking sound you hear is the well practiced gasp of republicans everywhere, summoning the press to the side of their fainting couches and that distant sound of thunder you will soon hear will be the sound of 1000's of  little press feet running back and forth between the two sides as they collect information to help them write the 1000's of  little articles that will all start out with a variation of "Did you hear what X said about Y?"

In related news, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are on pace to have a record number of  apoplectic episodes by the time the nominating conventions are held.

Let's end this right now. Ann, what's your response?

 "I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys. Believe me, it was hard work," Ann tweeted.

Later, to help expand her point, she introduced the nanny, her personal shopper, the chauffeur, several "aides," personal trainers, and tutors. "It takes a village to raise a child," she said. "And we darn near had to hire one with all these kids."

Your move Hilary.

1 comment:

Pearl said...

Fabulous. :-)

It's hard being wealthy.