And Jesus Sayeth Unto Thee, Dump The Chump

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It seems the bible has asterisks.

Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson told his "700 Club" viewers that divorcing a spouse with Alzheimer's is justifiable because the disease is "a kind of death."

 And you're a kind of a jerk.