Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Gives A Whole New Meaning To "Police! Stop Or I'll Shoot"

Out doing some last minute shopping for Sol Invictus today. Please head over to Ed's and laugh at this guy. When a newspaper story starts out "No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach" you know you're in for some ironicus at its maximus.

We'll be out trying to do things that make the baby Jesus cry.

One question though: how did the cop's...erm...response get through his pants and on to the sweater of the nice stripper lady?


Anonymous said...

Captain Cream Cabaret?
Wouldn't you know it that the lawyer 's name is "Stokke" and the guy he's protecting has the title "David Park"....here we go again. It's the woman's fault just like the Immaculate Conception...cops, priests, politicians, they seem to have the same game.

Anonymous said...

"Conscience" anybody?
Isn't that supposed to be what a Cop should have when he "serves the people"?
"Conscience" anybody?
Isn't that supposed to be what Politicians are elected for?
"Conscience" anybody?
And isn't that what the "Head of the Catholic Church" professes to have?

Anonymous said...

How can you possibly assume one has a "conscience" when even the Pope charges for "admission"?

Seeing Eye Chick said...

Gods! Do I have to esplain everything! Obviously he was cleaning his *gun and it went off.


Happens to me all the time. Why just last week I ejaculated all over a Seguey Santa. It happens. Cut the guy some slack. Of course when they started making penii in China--out of inferior materials, THAT is when this sort of thing became a problem. Remember the good old days when they were made in the Rust belt? Sure they were like bricks, but they went off like clockwork and not like land mines.

Those were the days.

Seeing Eye Chick said...

I just stopped by and read the whole story. I am really glad that the lady is all right after her stalking incindent with this freak. That is a sick story. I don't care what kind of job she does, she is a citizen and deserves the same rights and protections as any other citizens. To all joking aside, that is a fucked up story.

scripto said...

Not cool. On a lighter note the cop lost his gun, badge and 400k in a civil suit and is now working construction. But he got to keep his penis.

(disclaimer: I work construction and this behavior, while typical, is not universal)

Seeing Eye Chick said...

Good points all Scripto!

Oooh Word Verification conspr--

Accident? I think not. Just like that guy getting to keep his penis.