And so because of our high regard for you our reader(s), despite the calender,the day, and the Stoli vapors knocking around in our heads, we embark on our lonely task, scanning the day's headlines for that bright nugget of ironicus in an effluent stream of events and pronouncements of the self important and under-medicated. To wit:
The president says taxes may go up. What, you mean we have to pay for something if we want it? Sounds a little French to us.
Two more Marines die in Afghanistan. Just when you think you're getting out of one war, along comes another.
They found Obama's Kenyan birth certificate.
The guy who carried a fake bomb into LaGuardia was crazy. You don't say.
Wait a minute, what?
California attorney Orly Taitz, who has filed a number of lawsuits demanding proof of Barack Obama's eligibility to serve as president, has released a copy of what purports to be a Kenyan certification of birth and has filed a new motion in U.S. District Court for its authentication.Oh crap. Well, it's over. We're done. All the work we did to elect a front man for the coming Islamofascist, socialist, black power take over of America has been lost due to the plucky little dentist, lawyer, real estate agent from California whose name we can't even say. There goes the Caliphate. There goes the Reconquista. There goes...um...universal health care.
But wait. There are some...mmm...inconsistencies. A couple of technical quibbles.
Whew! Dodged a bullet there. As long as we can keep people chasing after the fake story of Obama as a Kenyan, they won't go after the real truth.
T'I kilko-srashiv kitok-wilat, right Mr....uh...President?
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6 comments:
I think they picked EF Lavender because it sounded Gay. The fact that they got it from a laundry detergent for a bunch of tree hugging dirt worshippers only adds to their masturbatory pleasure in using that as a name on this birth certificate.
Yes, they are all crazy.
It's all pretty tiring considering it's always the extreme right wing that ruins everything.
Why do you think there are millions of children without proper food, vitamin D and exercise? The Bush cut all that out and wanted you to have more babies on top of it, and I guess a whole lot more STD , too. (no condoms, no sex, no drugs,)
Oh well.
Your last blog proves it all over again. Dummies breed dummies, violent and strong. But Michelle Bachmann and Rove and Cheney and the zillions of others, will not revive their ilk. Most are embarassed to be apart of them and people are now speaking out.
Earl Ray Tomblin and his "followers"?
Your day shall come and the biggest joke of all is that Greyhound Racing will bring you down.
Exceptional Blogs, one after the other. Be proud IM. We all are.
No kidding. Extreme Right Wingers are the plague of the World. Open up a computer. No one likes them not even the sane Republicans.
Luckily, that is why Palin has a book and zero credibility.
Doobybrain.com has it right. Obama as Vulcan might as well be it. Smarter. More universal. And a heck of a lot better looking than any Bush. Even his ears are better.
Does it matter if he is Kenyan? Kenya uses U.S. arms, medicine, doctors, teachers, computers, navy, airforce, army, food coupons, cars, fridges, health and anti-aging products, it airs Oprah and Bounty Hunter, it uses the U.S Dollar as int offical unoffical currency plus numerous other dream nation pillars, not to mention munsanto seeds,so why is everyone kicking up a stink? Is it because they dont have the dog track yet?
Well said! You go, Boy!
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