Tuesday, August 04, 2009

BREAKING: Obama Not Kenyan; In Other News, Orly Taitz Still Crazy

It is one of the fundamental precepts of our creed here in the marbled halls of IM Central, that we strive on all occasions to bring you our reader(s) the whole story when we present the events of the day here in our interwebs logbook. Unless of course something shiny distracts us.

The truth is we never know what's going to pop out of the toobz when we give them a squeeze and that's sort of the way we like it because anything else would require planning, forethought and probably some semblance of adult responsibility, none of which is in very great supply around here.

You may have noticed this.

Anyway, in an effort to drag this blog somewhere closer at least to the zip code of the up and up, if not the specific neighborhood, today we present a followup to our story yesterday concerning the gestation and birth of one Mullah Barack Hussein Malcom X Straight Outta Compton Obama, currently Underminer in Chief of these here late great United States of America, a wholly owned subsidy of China, Inc.

It seems that the intense excitement generated throughout the nation--or at least that part of it unable to score Xanax without a prescription--by the discovery of Obama's Kenyan birth certificate was a bit premature. Said birth certificate it turns out is not Kenyan at all, it's Australian.

"Hey, at least it's a country that begins with A," said Orly Taitz, leader of the group called The Bozos who are challenging Obama's citizenship. When informed that Kenya was the country and Africa was the continent, she replied "So what. Who am I, Sarah Palin?"

Ms. Taitz said the search to prove Obama was not a citizen of the United States would continue "even if he ends up being born in every other country in the world except this one."

Correction: In the above report, Ironicus Maximus incorrectly referred to the group Ms. Taitz leads as "The Bozos." The correct name is The Birthers. Ironicus regrets the error and apologizes for any inconvenience caused to the real Bozos.


Anonymous said...

When the UK understands that Palin was full of "hate", how come USA "don't get it"?
If they turn her loose again, there is going to be one helluva an uprising.( And it won't be Viagara.)

Anonymous said...

So if he is Australian, correct me if I am wrong, but Queen Elizabeth II is the head of state of Australia, therefore he is technically a royal subject and the U.S is now back as a colony? Does that expalain the first lady's very close arm around the Royal Shoulder repose??? Anyone for tea in Boston?

Anonymous said...

The only people I knew who totally went ballistic when Obama got elected were the right wing Jews. Is this where she is from? Tel Aviv? Anybody know?

scripto said...

Moldavia. And she's a dentist. And a lawyer. Evidently not enough teeth or frivolous lawsuits in the homeland.