Oh, it's Bristol.
Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, the teenage daughter of Gov. Sarah Palin, have broken off their engagement, he said Wednesday, about 2 1/2 months after the couple had a baby.Wait. "The couple" had a baby? We thought that was Bristol's job. See what happens when you let gays get married? Screws up the whole arrangement god intended.
Bristol Palin said in a statement that she was devastated about a report on Star magazine's Web site that quoted Levi's sister, Mercede, as saying Bristol "makes it nearly impossible" to visit the teenagers' infant son, Tripp.Mercede, Tripp, Bristol. What is this, the Romneys?
"Unfortunately, my family has seen many people say and do many things to `cash in' on the Palin name," Bristol said."Cash in?" You mean like being able to get the big booth by the window at Dennys any time you want, even if that butt head Monegan is sitting there?
SarahPAC spokeswoman Meghan Stapleton did not immediately respond to calls seeking further information. The governor's spokesman, Bill McAllister, declined comment.Except to say that if that trailer trash thinks he'll ever work in Alaska again he's been hit in the head by the puck one too many times. Can you say Wooten?
Sarah Palin revealed her daughter's pregnancy just days after being named John McCain's running mate on the Republican presidential ticket. She had said in December that her daughter and Johnston "are committed to accomplish what millions of other young parents have accomplished, to provide a loving and secure environment for their child."Of course, in Alaska providing "a loving and secure environment for their child" means making sure to keep his formula separate from the whiskey and not letting him know there are loaded guns in the house.
In an interview that aired on Fox News last month, Bristol Palin said her fiance saw the baby every day and described him as a "hands-on" dad.Yeah, but the problem was he had his hands on the new waitress down at the Tug Bar.
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I heard that Levi is a "hands on" everything. Isn't that why they have Tripp?
I also hear his mother is a recovering addict. Any connection?
The good news is Sarah already lost so she didn't lose her dignity , again, and will probably hire somebody "to lose" that entire family, by 2012.
Wonder how her hubby is doing .
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