Thursday, February 19, 2009

Queer Eye For The Infidel

OK, here's our question: How many times do you have to be dropped on your head as a child before you are qualified to become a legislator in your state? Earlier this week we told you about Virginia delegate Jeff Frederick who, when he isn't legislating is apparently out chanting incantations to ward off evil disease spirits. Or people with IQ's higher than grapefruit. Whichever.

Tennessee legislators, presiding over a state with the 9th highest poverty rate in the US, the sixth most dangerous state to live in according to CQ press crime state rankings, and a literacy rate of 47% are currently focusing their attention on President Obama's birth certificate.

Now along comes Utah, where state senator Chris Buttars is taking time away from helping close the state's $272.4 million budget deficit to explain why Teh Gays (!!1!!) and Muslims are all like potato, potahto.

OK, first of all, a guy with butt in his name should be very careful about his position regarding the homos. (Get it? Butt? Position? This blog has layers, man, layers!)

Buttars makes this strong comment in an upcoming documentary about Prop 8. And they come just a year after remarks by Buttars greatly offended many African-Americans. "Hey, when I said that I didn't even know there were any darkies in Utah," Buttars said. "Not that it would have made a difference because I'm not a racist. I went to a Bill Cosby show once in Las Vegas. That's one funny negro."

Sen. Chris Buttars: "Homosexuality will always be a sexual perversion. And you say that around here now and everybody goes nuts. But I don't care because I'm not at all interested in the homos, with their long muscular legs and their high, firm little bottoms in those skin tight jeans. Is it hot in here? Can someone get me a glass of water?"

And even though Buttars says in the documentary interview,..."the ACLU - bless their black hearts...," it’s his other comments which may get the strongest reaction. Like this one which the documentary maker confirms is about gays. "They're mean. They want to talk about being nice. They're the meanest buggers I have ever seen."

"Buggers?" Come on senator, you're making this too easy.

And just seconds later, Buttars draws a comparison between some gays and radical Muslims. "It's just like the Muslims. Muslims are good people and their religion is anti-war. But it’s been taken over by the radical side.” When asked what the "radical side" was for gay people Buttars replied, "Well, you know, that whole liking your own kind thing. Now, when it comes to the ladies, I don't have a problem with that. In fact, when I was in college I saw this movie once at the frat house...I think it was a documentary about women's prisons...well, never mind."

And finally, this is how senator Buttars refers to the "radical gay movement:" "They're probably the greatest threat to America going down I know of."

"Going down?" Criminy! Hey Buttars, you got air conditioning in your closet?


Anonymous said...

Isn't Utah where all those crazy "inbreds" are? Is it that state that breeds kids faster than Octo-Mom and hits the government for food stamps, free meds, free housing, whatever?
In any case, that's not the point. Isn't the real truth the fact that Buttars is really a cousin of Don Rickles and he went Mormon just to mess up everybody's heads?
Whatever his quest may be, fat is definitely not "macho" and "old" is as ancient and impotent as an annual geyser. Viagra must be Buttars best friend. The poor guy is all over the map, "looking for it".

Chino Blanco said...

You know it's bad when even Utah's Fox13 is calling Buttars out as a liar:

Anonymous said...

Buttars and his ilk adore crap like the New York Post's portrayal of a chimp being blown away...too many extreme Republicans and far right neo-nazis just dream of anything gay, black and women's lib, to be trashed.(I dare not say "assassinated" because that is just too true and too evil to make their day.) But what the hell; they'd all be in "seventh heaven" cracking their whips, hooting like crazy farmers and so "bullish" with their nasty , almost faddy, strap-ons.
Buttars butters his butt on the "other side". Very, very white and oh so pastey and tasteless.

Anonymous said...

Ah. The New York Post has uttered an "apology". What people will sell, and at what price.
Should there be any more "tragedies" or violence, that paper should be sued out of existence.

Anonymous said...

"What is the morals of a gay person?" Anything "goes"?
Whew. Kind of sounds like religion class 1941 while all the parents are out getting bombed and the pastors are stealing glances of little boys' underwear.
I am sure all the gay writers, and doctors and architects and actors and politicians and teachers and parents,( yes parents,) are either laughing at this ugly man's ignorance or plain humiliated to be a "fellow-American".
Can't someone please, send all the white trash to Alaska?( Although even there, they are starting to double-bag Palin. )
There is no more space, land or sea, for such human garbage. Morality is not what you preach. Morality is what contribution to society you achieve.