From The Department Of Paradoxicals

OK, here's a headline we really don't understand:

Gay Republicans Take Out Ad Criticizing Hagel

Not because Gay Republicans don't like Hagel, but because there is a group of people who identify themselves as gay republicans. Given the fact that it is the official position of the republican party to do everything they can t make a gay person's life a living hell, we just can't understand why anyone would identify themselves as a gay and a republican?

Isn't that sort of like being a Quaker SEAL?