Thursday, October 18, 2012

Tagg. You're Definitely Not It.

Well, this is interesting--in a mouth writing checks your butt can't cash sort of way.
Speaking on a local North Carolina radio station, Romney was asked about hearing “the president of the United States call your dad a liar.”“You want to rush down to the stage and take a swing at him,” Tagg said.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Punch the president. Yeah, right. This is the son of a man who had a kid held down while he cut his hair. OK Richie Rich, why don't you being your entitled little gluteus maximus down here and let the president put his foot in it about up to his knee.

We can just see it now. Here comes Tagg with his man Baxter a couple steps behind holding his coat. The Secret Service sees him coming and begins to converge but the president waves them off. When he's about five feet away he stops and begins to roll up his sleeves after carefully handing his Canary Diamond cufflinks to Baxter. The president takes off his coat and Tagg suddenly realizes he has an urgent engagement elsewhere.

An alternate scenario: Malia and  Sasha tease Tagg until he cries.

1 comment:

Grung_e_Gene said...

Tagg Romney is that frat boy drinking in the bar who takes umbrage at some slight and then puffs up and declares to his bros 'Hold me back! Hold me back!'

And is easily stopped from fighting by a single finger on his shoulder. But, let's the bar know well and loud that he would of kicked ass if only his guys hadn't stopped him