Friday, January 29, 2010

Friday Hound Blogging

Last week we told you about the plight of poor overlord Ursula O' donnell who, through no fault of her own, was forced to pay some low life in Alabama $230 bucks for offing some of her mean for helping her right size her inventory.

Well, of course the animal rights wackos were all over her on this, so when the poor woman went back to work after the charges against her were dropped because the guy in Alabama up and died they were all like, "Hey Ursula. Who you gonna get to kill your dogs now huh?" And she was all like, "Layoff jerks. I paid my debt to society. Well, actually I paid my debt to the guy who killed my dogs, but it's all the same to me."

You just can't satisfy some people though, and the Prius driving, latte drinking puppy huggers just kept pushing and pushing and pushing until finally the guy that owned the track came along and was all like, "Hey. The last thing we need around here is people watching what we do, so Ursula, you're aloha babe."

Now, you'd think that would be the end of the story. The wackos would be off to the next alleged incident to put their Calvin Kliens in a twist, Ursula would head off to Walmart greeter school and start on her next career, well really her first career since the dogs did all the work in this one, and things would get back to normal around the track.

No way baby. Overlord Ursula don't play that.

O'donnell is speaking out. "I feel like I was let go for no reason. I was cleared of all charges back on January 24th, 2005. I mean, sure it's because the guy in Alabama died and the case fell apart, but let's not pick nits here, OK?"

"I have never met Robert Rhodes a day in my life, and I have never been to Alabama prior to this case, where they said I crossed state lines and met with this guy. I sent my check through the mail, and within thirty days of him killing my dogs too. No late fees for me."

Now, she says she wants to expose what she believes to be illegal practices by the greyhound industry."Ursula going down, you all going down," she said.

Ah, nothing like high standards, huh Jack?

Jack is a very happy dog with a ‘windmill’ tail when he is pleased. He is friendly and will approach for pets and will put his body right against you for pets. He doesn’t give ‘kisses’ but snuffles your face. He likes to play with toys. He is a Second Chance at Life Dog from the Coldwater Prison Program. Jack would do well in a working family home with well-mannered children, 10 and up. He is good with other dogs of all sizes and would probably be fine as an only dog. For more information about this dog, and other rescued racing greyhounds looking for homes, go here. If you don't know about the plight of racing greyhounds go here.

And if you 'd like to know more about the good work the Second Chance at Life program is doing for the dogs, and the prisoners, go here.

Lazlo Update: Lazlo would do well in a working family home with well-mannered children, 8 and up. He is good with other dogs and would probably be okay as an only dog.


Anonymous said...

Sexy sounding name.
Supposed to be as "sexy" as all of the crime associated with it?
Let's ask Mike Vick.

Anonymous said...

Ain't nothin' " sexier" than Hollywood, Baby!

Anonymous said...

If Ursula is going down, count on "everybody going down".
Considering hundreds of thousands of Greyhounds have "gone down" since the inception of Greyhound Racing, I think it is more than due time to hit those upholding all this Greyhound Racing criminality between the eyes.
Tri-State Gambling frauds, Mafia connections to Global International, La Familia, Mexican drug runners expanding their meth outlets way into the Heartland of Kansas and beyond in exchange for ammo and high powered assault weapons to terrorize, worldwide?
Typical of gangsters to pretend to lead "God-fearing lives" when in actuality, they force the poor and desperate to fear their "rifle power" executed by all the guns these mobsters trade, and like candy.
Decapitating innocents to promote violence is just the tip of the revolver in a sea full of hate.
Italians, Irish, Americans, Australians, etc, all networking to "keep their motors running" make their routes as slick and as mobile as the smallest spark plug twisted into a Greyhound's anus.
And where that "Dog" goes with it is not at all up to "Ursula", but people like her can amputate the hand that shoved it up there.
"Vet on Duty"?
Finally, Wheeling is getting their own blow back".