Thursday, January 22, 2009

¡ Hasta La Victoria Siempre Perros!

OK, so Americans finally realized that voting against their own self interests wasn't exactly the most enlightened approach to creating overall prosperity, world peace, universal brotherhood and the freedom to wear hats that came from a Helen Kaminski nightmare. What kind of hat was that anyway? A pillbox with Dumbo's syndrome?

We digress. The point is that even though we stand on the threshold of a new age of reason, a rebirth of enlightenment, a re-engagement with reality, a there is still a monkey wrench in America's collective gears, a dark and festering mold upon which the bright light of rationality has yet to shine, a death cab in which cutie is still a passenger.

To wit:

The Labrador Retriever is the most popular pure-bred dog in the United States for the 18th consecutive year, according to the American Kennel Club.

To which we reply, as the Founders themselves replied when faced with the tyranny that was the English English: Nuh Uh.

Further, in keeping with our thrall to the new socialist masters, we offer for your edification and illumination this reminder of the proper demeanor, vis-vis our canine companions.

Take heed people. There can be re-education camps. Just saying.


Anonymous said...

Five , six, seven, eight, Rush Limbaugh is the dog to hate.
Can you believe that swine?
Speak to us of he!

George said...

Here's hoping Mookie and Nigel never get a-hold of that poster!