Thursday, June 26, 2008

This Is Change We Should Have Seen Coming

We have to say that we've been somewhat conflicted as to the outcome of the impending election. One the one hand, if McCain wins, we can look forward to four more years of ironicus at its maximus, not to mention death, destruction, economic collapse and general Armageddoniness. On the other hand, if Obama wins we were afraid there would be a wholesale purge of governmental operatives who loved Jesus more than the environment, thought disaster relief meant buying Bear Sterns, and had "stay the course" tattooed on their foreheads, but also a return to rationality, competency and fairness.

Truly a dilemma worthy of a fresh bottle of Stoli.

Then we read Senator Obama's statement on the FISA bill...oops...not that statement...this statement...and realized we shouldn't have worried. It's like a prostate exam. Sometimes you have to bend over and grab your ankles, other times you can rest your forearms on the examination table. The outcome is the same.

On the bright side, we did discover a new bumper sticker.

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