Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Just Asking

OK, so we just heard The Draped One has written a new book that says all Jews aren't Christ killers.

Yeah. We know. We were losing sleep over that too. Anyway, as part of his exoneration of said Jewish folks he says, "How could the whole people have been present at this moment to clamor for Jesus' death?" Benedict asks.

Good question your Pradaness, but here's a better one: If all humanity wasn't present to clamor for appletinis when Eve ate the apple, how come we all have to pay for original sin?

The Jews got to know somebody on the inside, that's the only thing we can think of.

4 comments:

Seeing Eye Chick said...

So sad, that this statement finally comes after all these years, and most likely it was a feint to draw attention away from more obvious and even more disgusting goings on.

scripto said...

"Good question your Pradaness, but here's a better one: If all humanity wasn't present to clamor for appletinis when Eve ate the apple, how come we all have to pay for original sin? "

All humanity was present. All both of them. Read your Bible you apostate.

Anonymous said...

"All both".....priceless!

Seeing Eye Chick said...

Really--If you went to a proper school in Texas-- that would have been in your Dominionist approved textbook.