Thursday, August 02, 2007

And If Elected President I Will Free The Munchkins

OK, quick and dirty today. Here's why John Straight Talking Maverick McCain should be president:

Newspaper says:

His staff drastically reduced and his organization nearly broke, McCain flies commercial instead of on private jets, carries his own luggage and relies on supporters to drive him to events, including one that pulled away from a Rotary meeting last week with a flat rear tire.

Straight Talking Maverick guy: "disputes that anything has changed."

Yay! Four more years ruled by the president of fantasy land. Who needs to drink when you've got a government like this?

Oh, yeah. We do.

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