Republicans! Motto: Where Relevance Goes To Die

OK, so the republicans let a fellow of Indian descent, who is most likely a legal immigrant, give the rebuttal to President Obama's (not) State of the Union speech the other night. Unfortunately, it turned out he was a liar and a miserable speaker and so the republicans were justifiably outraged that he was...a...lousy speaker. Maybe he should have winked at the audience, who knows?

Anyway, the point is the republicans are trying, you know? They want us to know they aren't the party of rich, old, fat, perverted white guys. Well, until the rich, old, perverted, fat guy makes them apologize that is.

So there are still some bugs to work out, so what? Look, the republicans even elected an African American to be the head of the party:

But here's our question: Why is that dog white on the inside and black on the outside?