Thursday, December 27, 2012

Gives A Whole New Meaning To I Want To Fill Your Cavity

Well, here's an interesting little bit of 21st century Americana.
The Iowa Supreme Court ruled on Friday that employers in the state can legally fire workers they find too attractive. In a unanimous decision, the court held that a dentist did not violate the state’s civil rights act when he terminated a female dental assistant whom his wife considered a threat to their marriage.
OK, couple of things. First of all, if this guy is such a wimp he'd cold fire someone just because his wife told him too after the girl had worked there ten years he doesn't strike us as the swashbuckling sweep 'em off their feet ladies man his wife seems to think he is. And second, what makes his wife think he even had a chance with her? We mean, all he did was send her an e-mail asking her how often she had an orgasm.

Dude. You work a foot from this girl all day long and you had to send her a e-mail? What's next? A note in her locker? Like we said, more Aqualung than Brad Pitt.
Knight argued that Nelson was terminated not because of her gender — all the employees of his practice are women — but because of the way their relationship had developed and the threat it posed to his marriage. Despite Nelson being 21 years younger than him, married, and 'not interested in a relationship,' Knight believed it would be too hard not to start an affair with her.
E-mail mash notes is a relationship now? Hey Boner Boy, it's called self control. Get some. 
He also once allegedly remarked about her infrequent sex life by saying, 'that's like having a Lamborghini in the garage and never driving it.'
Classy dude. Bet that made your wife feel real special. What's she, a minivan? Let's have a look at this guy:

Oh yeah. A 53 year old bald teenager off getting ink. You're getting older man, happens to all of us. Deal. Don't take it out of some girl who had the misfortune to be born  almost 30 years after you. By the way, when you designated Melissa as the office hottie you probably irredeemably ticked off the other women in the place and you've confirmed your wife's suspicion that you're a horn dog, so happy the rest of your career and marriage man!

Much as we disagree with judicially sponsored bro's before ho's we have to say that dirty old men do have the same rights as everyone else under the law and that includes the right to have a big old steaming hunk of civil suit dropped on his front porch, not to mention the invisible hand of the market coming upside his head...oops looks like that's already happening.

1 comment:

Carol said...

As an Australian greyhound lover I applaud your defence of greyhounds. And I just love your sense of humour. I've just found your blog and I haven't laughed so much in years. Happy new year!