Wednesday, December 28, 2011

A Day That Will Live In Calumny

OK, so if Newt failing to get on the Virginia ballot was like the Japanese strike at Pearl Harbor, then Rick Perry suing the state because he also failed to file the requisite paperwork must be like the battle of Midway where the plucky fliers from the carriers Clueless, Disorganized and Gulf of Idiots caught the mighty empire of bureaucracy flatfooted and delivered a resounding blow for mediocrity and being excused from following the rules if you're stupid, right?

Of course we may be mistaken because we aren't professional historians like Dr. Gingrich. Our training leans more to the classical which is why as soon as we saw this photo we recognized the face that launched a thousand ships of fools.

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