Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Nevada! Motto: What Lays In Las Vegas Pays In Las Vegas

Now, we'd be the first to admit that we're no fans of Nevada Senator Harry Reid. Yet, we also note that the state of Nevada has been conspicuously absent from mention on this here blog, which probably means the level of per capita idiocy has not reached critical levels, enabling it to break through the Stoli fog in which we seem permanently moored.

Well, there is the governor guy...

But we digress.

GOP Senate candidate Sue Lowden, who wants to replace Harry Reid, said this:
“I’m telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor, they would say I’ll paint your house. I mean, that’s the old days of what people would do to get health care with your doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. I’m not backing down from that system.”
Well, all righty then. As the great Chinese proverb made up by Fred Barnard instructs us: A picture is worth a thousand words. Therefore we offer, for your viewing please a Sue Lowden campaign poster:


Good people of Nevada, there are at least 100,000 drunks wandering the streets of Las Vegas alone at any given time. You have got to be able to do better than this.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Uh?

Not the brightest Bulb in the Box, is she?

Can you imagine what ever would a doctor do with all those chickens and pigs, when they go home at night to their upscale apartments and gated communities?

I am sure their neighborhood covenant trustees would completely loose their minds.

And For the record, people don't slaughter their own livestock anymore, most of them don't and that means the doc has to pay money to have said cow, pig, or chicken processed.

Typical Rich Bitch Republican Short Sighted Thinking.

scripto said...

Well, to be completely fair she didn't say just chickens. She meant pigs and chickens and everything - like oil changes and happy endings.