Friday, February 12, 2010

Friday Hound Blogging

You know, if you're an overlord, you've got to learn to look on the bright side of things. We mean, come on, it's not like life even let you out of the gate with much of an advantage. There's the third grade drop out problem, most likely because the buzzing in your head kept you from understanding people who were trying to tell you your shoes were untied which lead to the constant battering your head took when you tripped over your laces and fell down. Once or twice you can get away with stuff like that, but when it happens year after year--even after you go to Velcro instead of laces--people begin to have their doubts.

Then there's the total lack of character. Of course, in your defense we have to say that it's hard to develop any kind of moral compass when your daily living skills are such that you have to keep notes to remind yourself not to eat soup with a fork. Just ask Ursula O'Donnell.

See, when most people get arrested and charged with a crime, that's a strong indication to them that they should stop doing the things that got them arrested. Not Ursula. In true overlord tradition, she looks on the bright side: "Hey, I'm not in jail am I? Why stop now?"

She's a glass half full kind of girl.

And the same can be said for the overlords in Iowa who were recently told, Bag it. We don't want you around here anymore. Their response? "Hey,at least they aren't going to shoot us like we do to the dogs, just make us get real jobs."

Got to love that optimism, but what kind of a demand is there for no talent substance abusers with poor people skills and mental health issues? Sure, the Tea Party, but they are mostly unpaid volunteers. Sort of like the greyhounds were back when they raced for trailer payments. Except the dogs weren't volunteers. Plus the dogs have another advantage the overlords don't: marketable skills.

And even when the overlords can convince people that the exploitation of innocent animals isn't such a bad thing, by the time those people get home, they've changed their minds and they're all like "You do what with those dogs when they can't run? Let me back in that voting booth."

Well, the point is, when you're a heartless, soulless, scruple free, no talent leaky bag of barely literate protoplasmic slime who sucks a meager existence off the backs of innocent animals, life isn't exactly a bed of roses, so all you've got is your sunny outlook, right Dr. Lori Bohenko?

A state veterinarian who developed a database to track greyhound injuries six years ago said late Friday the group misconstrued her data. "There are some days I just sit here and watch races and do not touch a dog," she said.
Right. Because when a dog is killed outright we get someone else to carry it away so she doesn't have to touch it, or when it's injured so badly we know it's going to be euthanized, someone else holds it down while she gives it a lethal injection. See? No problem.

Well unless you happen to be the injured greyhound, right Joanna?



Joanna is very active and curious. She is very happy, playful and friendly. She likes affection and will approach and nuzzle you for attention. She likes to be close to you. She sometimes gives kisses. She enjoys watching TV, and she especially likes watching hockey. Joanna would do well in a working family home with well-mannered children, 5 and up. She is playful and can be a bit bouncy. She is good with other average to larger size dogs and would probably be fine as an only dog in a family that would exercise regularly.  For more information about this dog, and other rescued racing greyhounds looking for homes, go here. If you don't know about the plight of racing greyhounds go here.

Lazlo Update He has not had any accidents in the home. He relieves himself in a fenced yard and he will also relieve on lead. He will whine and whimper or will paw you when he needs to go outside.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Regarding the FHB vs Greyhound Gambling, thousands of us RESCUERS around USA, alone, are now getting extremely close up and into your face.
All the Martin Ropers and Ken Strawbridges and Earlray Tomblins and Mike Greens, here is our message.
WE HAVE HAD IT!
Look at Rudy named UNRULY by the mob.
You bastards.
He is dying.
He has been caged for his entire life.
he has been tortured with steroids, and coke and 4-D meat by all the underworld criminals and vets like Dr. Dunn.
By gangsters , breeding and tossing these beautiful Greyhounds away while they all hide their ammo in transporting them, in networking with other hoods and violent people involved in abusing and killing animals "for fun".
And you all have "the balls" to condemn us?
To ridicule us?
Let me say this.
We are now following you all in GLOBAL>
In your woods.
On your phones.
And into your "churches".
There is no place now where it will be secret.
You shall all be exposed.

Anonymous said...

I just want to say, we in the North are reading that story about poor RUDY in FORT LAUDERDALE.
It is beyond heart-breaking.
It is how these criminals "do business".
And that is, without conscience or consequence.
And that is why you all are so dangerous.
And you will be jailed because of it.

Anonymous said...

I am from the West Coast.
It is abominable!
When is KEN STRAWBRIDGE GOING TO ADOPT RUDY (UNRULY)
and give him his last days "free"?
WHERE IS KEN STRAWBRIDGE , NOW?
Where is KEN STRAWBRIDGE for all these DYING DOGS?

Anonymous said...

Ken Strawbridge pretends to be so upstanding.
Tell us, KEN STRAWBRIDGE.
What are YOUR connections to GLOBAL?

Anonymous said...

The blogs are ALL saying GLOBAL is connected to the IRA?
Arms and ammunitions?
This is pretty frightening.

Anonymous said...

Hey DALE CHILDS!Tell us again about how you personally care for all "your dogs".
"Unit Unruly" is DYING because of you and what you do.
You, like the rest, are GARBAGE!

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? The IRA connected to Global? I thought it was the NRA? No wonder the Feds are all over this!

Anonymous said...

I'm from the LA area and about a year ago, there was a reporter who adopted a Greyhound that made its way from Mexico!
I think the "reporter's" name was Betsy.
Unbelievable! She refused to go into the hell and all the atrocities associated with Greyhound Racing!
She did not want to cover the torture of the dogs.
Perhaps, now, with the enlightenment of La Familia and all the "guns for drugs" in this business, she will, as a writer should, re-visit the "story" and do the Greyhound breed some justice.
This is sad reporting. These beautiful hounds need help!

Anonymous said...

Ken Strawbridge is connected to the NRA?
Ken Strawbridge , because of this, he is also connected to GLOBAL?
You mean, also, Ken Strawbridge is connected to the IRA, too?
Sounds like Ken Strawbridge is a "man of distinktion".

Anonymous said...

QUESTION:

What do KAY SMITH and KEN STRAWBRIDGE have in common?

ANSWER:

"KS"

Anonymous said...

Martin Roper may indeed be "SAVES ANIMALS" in which case:

SAVE RUDY, MARTY!"

(Unless, of course, Martin is too busy trying to

"SAVE ROPERS"!

Anonymous said...

Let's bring DIANE WHITELEY back.(with the correct spelling, of course!)
She wanted to improve the Greyhounds "conditions"?
DIANE WHITELY YOU ARE A FRAUD AS MUCH AS DALE CHILDS, DOUG PIZZI, AND MIKE GREEN!
You know why?
(Can that dumb Texas drawl "speed it up" for the crowds?)
You and the dirty South pushing these crimes against animals by using whirligigs, live-baiting, with wildlife included, and pumping illicit drugs into these sweet Greyhounds' veins, enough to not only change their sexual organs physically, but cut their chances to zero for survival rates due to the enormous cancers grown by all your intentional poisoning of 4-D meat, will be promptly shut down and dragged into courts .
And, in your "Heart of Hearts", do you really believe the "turning" Mafia will "bail you out"?
Better get down on your most humble Texas knees and PRAY.
That other "big guy" in Texas is already there.

Anonymous said...

"KS"

Isn't that the title they want for that Hollywood movie depicting Greyhound torture and frauds?

"KANSAS STING"?

Anonymous said...

DR. LORI BOHENKO?
Did the GREYHOUNDS give YOU THAT name?
Is this a name we are supposed to RESPECT?
Like EARL RAY TOMBLIN?
LIKE MIKE GREEN?
Like JOE MANCHIN?
LIKE THE BERLAND BROTHERS WHO BREED AND KILL , NON-STOP?
Lori. what is truly wrong is there IS no data!
And you, professing to be a "professional" in WEST VIRGINIA?
WHEELING?
It's laughable.
But because it is so cruel, it is criminal.
The only thing "professed" in WEST VIRGINIA is CORRUPTION!

Anonymous said...

YOU BITCH!
LORI BOHENKO!
Do not even proclaim a legit document for vet care.
WEST VIRGINIA RACETRACKS DO NOT EVEN HAVE TO REPORT INJURIES OF THE GREYHOUNDS!
"SKEWERED"?
I WOULD CALL "SKEWERED" ALL THE ELOCTROCUTIONS, ALL THE CANCERS, ALL THE BROKEN LIMBS AND NECKS AND SPINES, BEING "SKEWERED"!
"A CRAMP"?
I am personally going to make sure you will go to jail.

Anonymous said...

A note from Arizona regarding Lori Bohenko going to jail:

"I FUCKING SECOND THAT!"

Anonymous said...

POEM FOR LORI BOHENKO

LORI BOHENKO
HAS A DE-LINKO
TO THE MA-DINKO.

WHAT'S THAT DO YOU SAY?
WHICH RAT IS IN PLAY?
THE CLOCK IS A-TICKING, COME WHAT MAY.

IS IT A MINCE?
OR IS IT DEAR VINCE?
OR HAS FREDA JUMPED "ROPE" AGAINST KINS?

ONLY LORI KNOWS
WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS,
AND "WHEELING" IS TURNING WAY MORE THAN ITS SHOWS.

Anonymous said...

Lori Bohenko gets "offended" when people question her "capabilities" as a veterinarian?
Truth be told, that word is too big for her.
She obviously never even passed her papers.
Of course, not that anything at all matters in Wheeling, West Virginia.
The entire WHEELING Racing Committee is illegally doing things , non-stop, be it TRI-STATE frauds, or MAFIA connections, or GLOBAL networking for trading all the firearms the TOBLIN CREW shoot past the borders, and now it is the IRISH REPUBLICAN ARMY!
LORI BOHENKO.
I got a feeling some more "poems" are on the way.

Anonymous said...

What do :

MARENA RIGGINS, FREDA TOMBLIN, DALE CHILDS, LORI BOHENKO AND DIANE WHITELY, ALL HAVE IN COMMON?

"F.P."

FEMALE PSYCHE?

NO.

"FRAUDS AND PARACHUTES".

Anonymous said...

(Ooooooooooooo.....parachutes .
Mike Green, the "STOOGE" ! )
EARL RAY TOMBLIN has to be on his knees "with that other big Texas guy".