It's The Whackamole Corollary To The Bush Doctrine

For the 432nd time coalition forces have killed the number two al Qaida leader in Iraq. "We have killed the number two man before, and we're going to keep killing him as long as we have to," said U.S. Rear Adm. Patrick Driscoll, spokesman for the Multi-National Force in Iraq.

A spokesperson for the Number Two Man Training Facility outside of Mosul had no immediate comment.