In Their Defense, The Bible Does Say Go Forth And Multiply

OK, here's something we don't understand: Take those people down there in what's popularly called the bible belt, you know the ones who are always saying they're the god fearing "values voters" and the rest of us are heathen scum? Anyway, to hear them tell it, they're the salt of the earth; the last great bastion of moral fiber in this country; the only thing standing between America as a christian nation the way the forefathers intended and a socialist, communist Babylon of sin and depravity.

Well, everybody needs a hobby, thinks us, theirs is just walking around with their noses in the air because they have a stick up their butts. The we read something like this:

Mississippi now has the nation's highest teen pregnancy rate, displacing Texas and New Mexico for that lamentable title, according to a new federal report. Mississippi's rate was more than 60 percent higher than the national average in 2006, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said. The teen pregnancy rate in Texas and New Mexico was more than 50 percent higher.

Then a little further on we read this:

The lowest teen birth rates continue to be in New England, where three states have teen birth rates at just half the national average.

New England. Isn't that where all the godless liberal elites live?

Maybe the folks down in the Jesusland should, like, teach their kids to read and stuff. You know, give them something else to do.