In Which Ironicus Goes All Admin On Your Emirate Buttocks

OK who's the guy from Dubai who keeps coming to this blog by doing a Google search for "Donkey Sex"?

See, we're thinking this is what you get when you cover up your wimmens, but not your ungulates. Anyway, in the interest of better relations with the Middle East we're always willing to help, so here you go:

We do some pretty weird stuff for you people.