Tuesday, June 30, 2009

BREAKING: Sanford Resigns As Governor

Accepts new position as national spokesperson for Pfizer Pharmaceuticals

Taking the baton from Bob Dole*


*No, we didn't mean it like that. clean up your mind, will you?

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:13 PM

    What a difference a wife makes.
    Bob Dole's is crap.
    Jenny Sanford is a diamond.
    This is what real Irish genes do.
    They take back the castles.
    Go Jenny Go!
    That's "Balls" worn like a tiara.

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  2. Anonymous3:32 PM

    More like balls "IN" the tiara!

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  3. Anonymous3:34 PM

    Dysfunctional is dysfunctional no matter at what end.

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