tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10010614.post3906731398237023268..comments2023-12-25T05:28:22.946-05:00Comments on Ironicus Maximus: Wal-Mart! Motto: Working Here Is Better Than Standing Out In The Rain. AlmostIronicus Maximushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09220762764339626768noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10010614.post-3999220938067145392009-12-03T22:40:30.066-05:002009-12-03T22:40:30.066-05:00Honestly, I would rather stand out in the rain. I ...Honestly, I would rather stand out in the rain. I once applied to Walmart for a job. It became painfully apparent when I took their profiler test, that I was too smart for the job. <br /><br />Sample Question:<br /><br />At my old job, I used to steal Office Supplies, but now that I work at Walmart, that will all end.<br /><br /><br />And then you pick one of five answers ranging from strongly agree, to strongly disagree. <br /><br />If you agree--then you are saying you stole pens and but now that you work at Walmart, you will stop. <br />If you disagree you are saying you stole pens at your old job, and you intend to steal more pens from Walmart. <br /><br />Sample Question #2:<br /><br />At my old job, I used to beat the boss up in the ladies bathroom with a tire iron, but now that I work at Walmart, that will all end. <br /><br />Sample #3:<br /><br />At my old job, I used to smoke crack at the front register while waiting on customers, but now that I work at Walmart, I will no longer do that on the clock. <br /><br />Sample #4: At my old job, I used to smear feces on the wall like a deranged chimp, but now that I work at Walmart, I will wash my hands before returning to my station. <br /><br />I have a million of them. <br />:)<br /><br />Sample# 5 At my old job, I used to hand out tracks promoting the Satanic Church, but now that I work at Walmart, I will surreptitiously place them in coworker's lockers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com